I need a webdesigning job online or something that would pay me to do things online? :| help?
Craigslist is a reasonably good place to start, as are forums where web designers frequent, etc. If you have a portfolio together, it's worth your while to post an ad yourself on craigslist, etc.
If you like to write, you can sell articles, content creation services, etc. I saw on your profile 'guam' and if there are any "touristy" places there, you might be able to do some digital pictures & sell those to travel websites.
Good luck.