How is poop a mammal?

wow, poop really is a mammal

Poop are very mysterious creatures. Little is known of its breeding habits, as scientists have yet to discover any male specimen. What we do know, however, is that all female poop exit the human body pregnant. That’s right, they are pregnant before they ever hit the toilet water. If left in the toilet long enough, it is possible to observe the poop giving birth. This is how we know the poop species is mammalian; the female will give live birth and immediately bring her offspring to the surface to breathe. As poop make excellent mothers to their babies, she will then know her baby is hungry and ready to eat for the first time. She will feed her young one milk from her own body, from her mammary glands (hence why poops are known as “mammals”), to give it much needed nutrients and strength to prepare it for the harsh journey of life in the sewage system, and ultimately out into the ocean. It really is an inspiring and miraculous life cycle that most people have never even heard of. It’s great that you have friends who are educated enough to try to pass knowledge on to you about such a little known fact.

poop can be made up of animal waste…so yes poop is a mammal

Poop are very mysterious creatures. Little is known of its breeding habits, as scientists have yet to discover any male specimen. What we do know, however, is that all female poop exit the human body pregnant. That’s right, they are pregnant before they ever hit the toilet water. If left in the toilet long enough, it is possible to observe the poop giving birth. This is how we know the poop species is mammalian; the female will give live birth and immediately bring her offspring to the surface to breathe. As poop make excellent mothers to their babies, she will then know her baby is hungry and ready to eat for the first time. She will feed her young one milk from her own body, from her mammary glands (hence why poops are known as “mammals”), to give it much needed nutrients and strength to prepare it for the harsh journey of life in the sewage system, and ultimately out into the ocean. It really is an inspiring and miraculous life cycle that most people have never even heard of. It’s great that you have friends who are educated enough to try to pass knowledge on to you about such a little known fact.

Your friend sounds 12…

poop is what your anus helps exit

poop is not a mammal.