my penis is crooked to the left because I masterb8ted too much. how do it get it back straight if I can't use my left hand?!
As long as you can still get it fully erect, you should have nothing to worry about - it's a natural curve as mandyloo said.
If you notice that it has a lump somewhere on the shaft, or that the tip doesn't harden, you should talk to your doctor. Those are symptoms of Pyronies (not a serious problem, but could cause some issues during intercourse).
It's normal for a penis to have a slight curve in it. Masterbation will NOT make it curve. If it wasn't curved before, consult a doctor something could be wrong. It it's always been like that, then your fine.
