How to find the golden warthog
You have to bury the warthog with the shovel. Make sure whatever spot you pick is glowing. It won't grow if it's too close to anything - trees, buildings, whatever. Be careful. Wait a week and you'll have it - the golden warthog. Try setting your Xbox a week forward!
I'm glad someone understood this one Dude. I thought it was some sort of slang name for a terribly affliction...
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