What are some FUNNY fathers day poems i could recite or email to my dad on Fathers day???

I don't know what to get my dad for fathers dad he doesn't like ties he doesn't need tools he doesn't want any kind of things...

he doesnt really liike anything so I dont know what to get him. im pretty sure hes into that hardware store crap so my budget...

I need a bit of help comming up with somthing I should get for my dad..he is my world my everything and he just moved across ...

Ok so everyone knows fathers day is coming up and I have to get my sons fathers something for it and I dont know what I dont ...

I have two parents, happily married, have me. and have a great family life. The problem is, there is a third guy in the pictu...

Steve’s letter to the ceo really damaged his ex-boss reputation and now she is in hot water and on her best behavior. howeve...

How many mamas on here had a great mothers day???

like who made those days why do we have them? is there a reason?

My dad is an inconsiderate jerk! And I dont have the guts to tell him! And he never says " I love you!" not even an " I love ...

So my dad's birthday is on the same day I'm planning to go out with my friends... would that be messed up? But I mean, he ha...