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what are some Chuck Norris jokes?

what are some Chuck Norris jokes?

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Answer #1

I heard this one a while back ‘ chuck norris sleeps with a lamp on but not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him’

Answer #2

1.Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

2.When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.

3.It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

4.Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint

5.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

6.A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer

7.Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

8.Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Answer #3

LMFAO this chuck norris stuff is sooo funny wowo!

Answer #4

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

Answer #5

a kid went to Chuck Norris and asked if he knew any magic tricks so Chuck Norris pulled his ear out a coin.

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