Can you be more random than me??

Green and orange polka dotted zebra with short stubby legs, and no neck with a fork walks down a bloody grass trail, which is yellow, talking to his girlfriend, which is an evil flower with a really big mouth, big blood shot eyes, and rows and rows of large sharp teeth.

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Answer #1

VODKA!!

Answer #2

Pi.

Answer #3

that was good lol

Answer #4

met a monkey named bob who had a wife named sue who turned 30 that was green with a blue tail with red eyes who is cheating on bob with jim who is yellow with an orange tail who has a daughter named sally who is pink with a black tail who’s dating a zebra thats black with white stripes , lol , not nearly random as you - kaytee :)

Answer #5

LOL! OMG you ROCK!

That’s more like pork than a cat scratching raw grass in a blue pickled rabbit field in Texas!! uh.. I can’t remember the others my friend and I made up :(

Answer #6

Two guys walk a snow-covered path at 4 pm. As the sun rises, she turns to the group of people and proclaims “ Now is the time for our Summer meeting. It will begin in a few half minutes at 2. Good night” and promptly sits down on the ocean floor to pet her radio. XD

Answer #7

OMG! The flying mushrooms have attacked and are currently battling with Darth Vader for the hippy society is praising the flower munchkins who are eating their sock drawers while their dogs are secretly spying on the water melons which are in the washing machine so don’t say cheese, say coon or the pumpkin lord will come and get you and then tick tock tick tock goes the clock that is actually on the wall or is it the roof what is the difference I have hair!!! (That was actually my 13 year old cousin. I’m chatting to her on MSN. She’s crazy)

Answer #8

Larry! who’s larry, rainbow banana *gets smacked with shovel, Obama on a Unicorn?wait.. taylor lautner and whip cream..BUNCHI LlAMA!! No alpachas are better..Your Larry!