Absence excuses given to your boss or teacher

Just say you are Sick and throwing up. No one wants that crap in the work plkace cause a lot more people can be out.

For college I said I was late because an old women had tripped up and was in a state of shock and wouldnt stop shaking so me and some one who had to pull over and get out the car helped her home…what actually happened was I woke up 10 mins before college and thought aww f*ck lmao

I had a seizure - which they believed because I actually have epilepsy.

However, I only did it once because I needed to take my cat to the vet after he was attacked by a fox, and I knew my employer wouldn’t grant me time off for that.

what I always say is that I was sick or I made up something at the moment also I want to say im sorry if I said or did something bad I dont know what I did sorry and I hope you add me like a friend again at least tell me what I did wrong because I dont remember I wish you have a good week and im sorry again.

Thunderstorm lighting knocked out the power in my neighborhood an a tree fell on my car.

most simple one ever my dog ate it… she belived me because her son was mauled by my dog after getting hit with a rock hahahaha