Would you rather?

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call...

tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?

experience life like a video game or a movie?

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?

*This question was asked 3 months ago by 'gennaglessnerr', reposting it because it looks fun. *

* Find my parents having sex
* Be eaten by lions
* Have sex with a person of the same sex
* Call tech. Support because you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them
* Marry a hot poor person
* A movie
* Swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate
* Kill a middle-aged fat man
* Be a rich a** that no one likes
* p*ss a marble
* Pole dance naked around a lampost in public
* Be the daughter of michael jackson
* Have uncontrollable constant drool
* Be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
wow, um, find my parents. ewww.

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions, quicker death

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
same sex, again, wow

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
prostitute thing

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
ehhh...hot poor person

experience life like a video game or a movie?
movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
I'd barf in either, um male stuff.

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
kill myself

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
hobo!

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
marble

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
lampost in public!!

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
ORPHANAGE, rather not be molested

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
eyeball thing

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
die in 5 years

1. have my parents find me having sex..its kinda gross to see how you were made..trust me, I know from first hand experience

2. be eaten by lions..much tougher..

3. sex with the same sex..its kinda kinky and I couldn't imagine myself having sex with animals, unless its with michael jackson

4. call my mom for being a prostitute!! she'll understand and its not like it hasn't happened before j/k

5. uhhm..marry a hot poor person..we can get rich by selling his hot body!

6. movie..preferrably like the notebook (best movie EVER!)

7. I'd probably rather swim through male ejaculate even if it means having to throw up for 5 hours straight afterwards..

8. kill a middle-age fat man! never do harm to innocent puppies!!

9. HOBO! seriously money isn't everything..all you need is a cart, the clothes on your back, and a wal-mart box in an abandoned alley to live in and you'll be the happiest person on earth!

10. what's the difference between the marble and the bowling ball? the real problem/question is how the heck did you get them in you in the first place?!

11. pole dance naked around a lamp post in front of my grandparents! but they won't be watching for long..I'd get them to join me!

12. be the daughter of michael jackson! so that way I would have enough money to buy all the hobos in the world 5 pairs of tube socks and an escalade!

13. have my eye fall out! then I can make everyone feel bad about me so I would never have to bend down to pick up my eye!

14. I would rather die in 5 years but then that means I would have to start on all of my life expectations NOW! you know? like maybe I could even get married tomorrow and have my baby in a year!

parents having sex

lions because theyre cuter

have sex with someone the same sex

call tech. because mum will kill me if porn sites keep on poppin up

poor hot person because the poor hot person can always get richer

menustral blood because atleast its blood and not ejaculate eww

kill a middle aged fast man

rich man every hates

bowling ball

pole dance naked in front of gran because she has alheimers so she'll forget I eveen did it lol

daughter of michale jackson

uncontroble constand drool

yes!

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Since I'm married...have my parents find me having sex

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? Lions, much faster

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? person of the same sex

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? Call tech support

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? Depends on which one treats me better

experience life like a video game or a movie? movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? semen

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? puppy

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? hobo

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss a marble (which would be nothing compared to the size of the 3 heads that I pushed out of me)

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? in public

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? no parents

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? constant drool

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? die in 5 years

X parents find me having sex

X be eaten by lions

X have sex with a person of the same sex

X call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them

X a hot poor person

X a movie

X swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate

X kill a middle-aged fat man

X be a hobo that everyone loves

X p*ss a marble

X pole dance naked around a lampost in public

X have no parents live in an orphanage

X have your eye fall out at random times

X die in 5 years

Very Random But Sure...

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find me having sex, has been sooo close before lol
be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions, would be over quicker
have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? someone of the same sex
call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? call my mum, I would just say it was a misunderstanding from a party
marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? would depend on personality
experience life like a video game or a movie? movie
swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? ejaculate anyday lol
kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? rich asss
p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss marble
pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? lampost
be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?orphanage
have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eye
be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?depends who I would have to kill

1. have my parents find me having sex

2. I would rather be eaten by ants, more exotic...

3. sex with the same sex

4. call tech support because I was watching internet porn now porn popups keep coming up

5. hot poor person, definitely, money doesn't matter when you could f**k all day, lol!

6. like a movie

7. menstrual blood because the cum would be just nasty and you could get preggers!

8. middle aged fat man because we don't need anymore fatties!

9. hobo because I've always wanted to be a hobo...

10. poop a bowling ball, just to brag about it later...

11. pole dance around a lamp post in public (preferably Oakland, CA...)

12. orphanage

13. uncontroallable constant drool

14. live 4evah!

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Find parents having sex

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? Ants

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? 10 animals

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? Call tech support

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? Depends

experience life like a video game or a movie? Video Game! MARIO PARTY!!!

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? Olympic Size pool

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? Middle aged man! I cant WAIT to kill Miley Cyrus!!!

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? Hobo that everyone loves

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? marble

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? grandparents

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? Micheal Jackson

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? Constant drool

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
Live forever. in PRISON!

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
my parents findind me having sex my mom would be cool but my dad would flip lol im his lil angel.
be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
eaten by loins
have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
sleep with the same sex
call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
lol call tech support
marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
marry the ugly billionaire take his money and marry hot poor person.
experience life like a video game or a movie?
lol no
swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
waiting poor of male ejuaculate eww..
kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
kill the puppy srrry doggie
be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
hobo everybody loves lol
p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
marble
pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
in front of grandparents im too shy lol
be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
fu*k that sh*t! I rather be in a orphaage!
have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
uncontrolable constant drool
be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
depends on who I kill lol

out of all these things?
id have sex with a person of the same sex.

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
Hm Parents, then they suck up to you, haha.

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
Nither xD

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
lmaooo,
ew, same sex aha,

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or...
call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
aha, the second one.

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
mm personality matters.

experience life like a video game or a movie?
Moviie!
happy endings (Y)

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
lmao first one.

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
middle aged fat man.

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
hobo

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
huh?

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
second one xD

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
second one.

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
BOTH, nah first one.

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
uh hm, maybbbe first one?
dunno.

well I guess the second one

eaten by lions

have sex with a person of the same sex

call tech support

ugly billionare

movie

male ejaculate

well I'd rather kill a middle aged fat man because I love animals but! I wouldnt go to prison for killing a puppy thou

be a hobo that everyone loves

p*ss a marble

I would have to pic the first one

be the daughter of michael

have my eye fall out

well if I were able to come back if I got shot by the cops then I would do the first one, otherwise the second one

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? Have my parents find me oh wait they have
be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions
have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? same sex im bi so idc
call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? call my mom thats easyer
marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? hot poor person im not a golddiger and I dont care that much about looks
experience life like a video game or a movie? movie rommantic commedy
swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? cum
kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? man
be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? hobo
p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss a marble
pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? around a lampost
be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? no parents its easy I am an orphan
have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? constant drool
be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? die 5 years

Parents having me sex - I'm still mentally scarred from walking in on them when they were foreplaying at 13 years of age. Blegh. Lol.

Lions. I heart them.

have sex with a person of the same sex of course lol. I don't wanna get dirty with a pigeon...
call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them hehe would be so funny.

marry a hot poor person although if the ugly billionaire had a better personality I could be persuaded to switch.

experience life like a movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate. That would be a mega Youtube hit pmsl.

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man? NONE :'(

be a hobo that everyone loves

p*ss a marble

pole dance naked around a lampost in public

have no parents live in an orphanage?

have your eye fall out at random times

Die in five years although I'm scared of death.

Being caught by my parents

eaten by lions

sex with a person of the same sex

call tech

hot poor person

life like a movie

neither really... but if I have to.. the SMALL pool of male ejaculate

aged, fat man

hobo everyone loves

both sound awful but pass a marble

pole dance in public

child of micheal jackson

eye fall out

live forever...

-find them
-ants
-same sex
-call tech
-hot poor person
-movie
-the cum pool
-puppy
-hobo
-piss the marble
-public
-orphanage
-eye falling out
-die in 5 years

find parents
lions
same sex
call tech
hot poor person
movie
menstrual blood
middle aged fat man
hobo
marble
public
orphanage
eye falling out
die in five years

ind you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find them

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions

have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?same sex

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?call tech

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? hot poor person

experience life like a video game or a movie? movie

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?menstrual blood

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ? middle aged fat man

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?hobo

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? mable

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? public

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? no parents

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eyes fall out

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? live forever

find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
uhhh.. depends how old I am. haha.

be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
lions. its faster.
have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
same sex. fersure.

call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
porn pop ups. lol

marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
ugly billionairee baby!
experience life like a video game or a movie?
MOVIEE. perfect scenes.

swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
POOL OF SPERMIES! blecchh. im a girl and I would NOT want to swim through all that blood and nasty sh*t...

kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
run away screaming.

be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
rich asss... I think? ehh maybe not.

p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
piss a marble... owwwyy.

pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
lampost. at nighht... on a deserted street... in a different country.. far far away(:

be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
michael jackson wooot.

have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
drool.

be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
hmmm. not sure.

*This question was asked 3 months ago by 'gennaglessnerr', reposting it because it looks fun. *