Some would you rathers

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These are the circumstances…
A powerful deity decends from on high and informs you that, for reasons beyond your understanding, your life is about to change. He allows you to choose between...

two possible fates, and he asks you...

Would you rather?

1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh?
2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
7) experience life like a video game or a movie?
8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?

I like hearing everyones opinons, (:

1)Fly Everytime I Fart
2) Find My Parents Having Sex
3) Eaten By Lions
4) Have Sex With The Same Sex
5) Call Tech.Support Lol
6) Ugly Billionaire
7) Movie
8) Ewww...Umm...Sperm!
9) Middle Aged Fat Man
10) Hobo
11) Piss A Marbel
12) Pole Dance In Public
13) Daughter Of Micheal Jackson
14) Have My Eye Fall Out
15) Die In Five Weeks

I would rather...

fly when I fart
find my parents having sex
be eaten by lions
have sex with someone of the same sex
call tech support because of porn
marry an ugly billionaire
life as a video game
swim in a pool of male ejaculation
kill a puppy. sorry.
be a hobo everyone loves. I'm married to an ugly billionaire anyway, right?
OW um.. I kiss piss a marble
poe dance naked in public
be the son a michael jackson. I love him he's cool
have my eye fall out at times
die in 5 years

Nobody's taking it, So I will : ) I've got nothing better to do.

1) Fly when I fart. (I laugh way to damn much)
2) Find my parents having sex (It'd be gross.. but less embarassing)
3) Eaten by lions (It wouldn't take as long, I guess)
4) Have sex w/ the same sex. (Beastiality is nasty)
5) Tech call (Less akward. I think)
6) Ugly billionaire (At least he could make me happy)
7) Life as a movie. (That'd be sweeet)
8) Swim in a pool of semen. (Bloods discusting-er)
9) Kill a puppy, (I'd feel worse taking a human's life)
10) Hobo (I'd have people who accepted me, for me)
11) Pee a marble. (Ahhh, )
12) Pole dance naked in public. (Ew)
13) Orphan. (I wouldn't want the negative fame)
14) Have my eye fall out ( I could get an eye patch. Arghhh!)
15) Die in 5 years (I don't think I could kill that many people.)

I rather...

1) fly when I fart
2) find you parents having sex
3) be eaten by lions (it would be fast)
4) have sex with a person of the same sex
5) call tech. support
6) marry a hot poor person
7) experience life like a movie
8) Swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate
9) Kill a puppy
10) be a hobo that everyone loves
11) p*ss a marble
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public
13) Have no parents live in an orphanage
14) Have your eye fall out at random times
15) die in 5 years

1) fly when I fart and then eat LOAD of beans.
2) find my parents having sex
3) be eaten by lions, it would be quicker and cooler.
4) sick question lol... I'ld nearly go for the animals... ughh! nasty.
5) call tech. support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.
6) a hot poor person definitely.
7) movie life yeah.
8) aw come on... thats a nasty question. ... blood
9) Kill a puppy
10) be a hobo that everyone loves
11) p*ss a marble
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public. I'ld do it for the craic anyway lol
13) Have no parents live in an orphanage?
14) Have your eye fall out at random times, that would be dead funny.
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week. I would become a superhero and kill criminals only. and I'ld wear my underwear on the outside.. yeah!

1) fly when I fart
2) parents find me having sex
3) lions
4) um id get really drunk and have sex with the same sex
5) call tech
6) poor hot chick
7) game
8) blood
9) id kill the man
10) rich guy
11) marble
12) public
13) orphan
14) eye
15) kill every week

1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? fly when I fart

2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? find my parents

3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions

4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 animals? MSS

5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support
beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? Tech support! LMAO!!

6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? Hot poor person

7) experience life like a video game or a movie? video game

8) swim through a wading pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? I'd take the olympic pool...

9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man? I'd SOOO kill the fat man!

10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? rich

11) p*ss a marble or poop a bowling ball? p*ss a marble

12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? lamp post...

13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? ORPHANAGE!!!

14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? Where'd my eye go?

15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
die.

Ok this is weird lol
1- Fly when I fart
2- Well my parents did catch me once lol
3- Eaten by lions
4- urgh thats grose lol
5- Call mum bout being arrested for prostitution
6- Well I got money and I dont want marriage
7- movie
8- Omg are u ok lol The blood I spose
9- Definately a middle aged fat man
10- Hobo
11- oh man lol p!ss a marble I spose
12- Pole dance in public
13- Son of michael Jackson
14- My eye fall out
15- live forever and kill once a week.

1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh?
Fly when I fart
2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
That's a tough one... find my parents
3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
Hmm... lions. it'd be faster
4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
Person of the same sex
5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostitute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them
call tech support- at least I don't know that person...
6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
money and looks don't worry much. but a hot poor person I guess.
7) experience life like a video game or a movie?
a movie!
8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
WHOA definitely the sperm one.
9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
A puppy... =[ I could never kill a person. ever.
10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
well if I was a hobo that everyone loved, I'd hope they'd help me out a little. =]
11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
neither... ouch... haha. piss a marble I guess...
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
Pole dance around a lampost
13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
Orphanage
14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
I'd rather have my eye fall out I think...
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
I'd rather die in five years.

1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh?
fly
2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?
neither
3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions?
lions
4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?
neihter ew
5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?
call mom
6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?
hot poor person
7) experience life like a video game or a movie?
movie
8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?
ew what is on your mind?
9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
middle aged fat man
10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?
hobo
11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball?
piss a marble EW
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?
I dont have grandparents
13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage?
orphanage
14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?
eye fall out
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
die in 5 years

this was creepy and gross btw

1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? f;y when if fart haha
2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex? me having sex because I dont think I can handle the 1st one again bleh
3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? lions get it over with faster
4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls? 10 animals lol
5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.? haha the second one at least I wouldn't have some nasty disease or something
6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person? hot poor person
7) experience life like a video game or a movie? movie
8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? 1st one lol
9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?
10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? be a hobo haha
11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball? piss a marble lol
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? grandparents lol
13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? orphanage
14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eye fall out
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? die

1) fly when I fart LOL I love so much
2) find you parents having sex
3) be eaten by lions?
4) have sex with a person of the same sex
5) tech support
6) a hot poor person?
7) DEFINETLY a movie?
8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood? GROSS! NEITHER!
9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man? OMG are you suggesting I kill a puppy? what is wrong with you?
10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes? HOBO! I LOOOVE hobos!!
11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball? marble!!
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents? :O
13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? :|
14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool? eye as long as it didn't hurt lol
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? 5 years

1) fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh? fly when I fart lol
2) find you parents having sex or have your parents find you having sex?have them find me
3) be eaten by ants or be eaten by lions? ants
4) have sex with a person of the same sex? Or have sex with 10 aniamls?same sex
5) call your mom beacuse you got arrested for being a prostute or call tech. Support beacuse you were browsing porn sites and now a bunch of porn popups keep coming up and you cant get rid of them.?tech support
6) marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?I don't know
7) experience life like a video game or a movie?movie
8) swim through a waiting pool of male ejaculate or swim through an olympic sized pool of menstrual blood?ejaculate
9) kill a puppy or kill a middle-aged fat man ?I don't know
10) be a hobo that everyone loves or be a rich asss that no one likes?rich
11) piss a marble or poop a bowling ball?marble
12) pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked if front of your grandparents?public
13) be the son/daughter of michael jackson or have no parents live in an orphanage? no parentd
14) have your eye fall out at random times or have uncontrolable constant drool?eye lol
15) be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years? 5 years

1-fly when I fart
2-find my parents
3-eaten by lions fo sho
4-sme sex
5-tech support
6-hot poor person
7-movie
8-ejaculate
9-puppy
10-hobo
11-marble duh
12-public
13-no parents
14-eye! that would be awesome
15-5 years, I would never kill someone.