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When is jesus returning?

sexy Asked by youngxxxhot about 1 year ago, 27 answers.

whan will jesus returnin
or the antichrist

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How far we have come... Answered by jimahl on Apr 21, 2008, 08:50AM
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oh ye of little or no faith? one day Believe or not every eye shall see him and every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that He is Lord

If this god of yours requires me to believe in him or otherwise be damned to hell, I'll take hell. Why would I want to be with a god who is so cruel and vain that he would damn good people to hell simply because they just couldn't believe in the utterly fantastic and unknowable story of a magical being that creates the world and everything in it.

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Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Mar 26, 2008, 11:36PM
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Every single generation of Christians believed they were living in the end times. If you read the Pauline epistles and other works of early Christians, they definately thought Jesus was going to return within their lifetimes. Today, Christians are convinced, as were their predecessors, that Jesus will return wthin their lifetime. But all the prophecies about Jesus return have one thing in common: they have all been wrong. Why men like Hal Lindsay and Pat Robertson continue to make a living is beyond me.

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Apr 20, 2008, 12:02AM
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The Antichrist is just a fairy tale.

Toadaly Answered by toadaly on Apr 21, 2008, 07:03AM
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yah yah, sure. People have been saying that for 2000 years already. If he ever existed at all, he's long dead and not coming back.

eleniavatar Answered by eleni on Mar 27, 2008, 05:12AM
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Never. In fact, I'm not sure he was here the first time.

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Toadaly Answered by toadaly on Jun 10, 2008, 02:39PM
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Hmmm. So god's entire emotional well being hinges on whether or not we believe in him, and this devil guy gets his thrills off of us not believing in him. Maybe these two should get together and swap fetishes.

How far we have come... Answered by jimahl on Jun 12, 2008, 08:02AM
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To add to toadaly's point, did you choose to stop believing in Santa? Or did you just finally come to the realization that such a being couldn't possibly exist?

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Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Mar 26, 2008, 09:00PM
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march 4th, 2012. roll out the red carpets...

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Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Mar 26, 2008, 09:43PM
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The antichrist is already here he arrived today,he will be at festival hall tonight at 7pm!
I'll see you there!!

Answered by dadirtyword on Mar 26, 2008, 11:25PM

He is here now! What are you waiting 4!

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How far we have come... Answered by jimahl on Mar 27, 2008, 10:38AM
2603 answers

When hell freezes over...

Answered by xkezx on Mar 28, 2008, 11:31AM
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He was never here anyway, so I doubt he's going to show up any time soon...

cool Answered by teachel on Mar 30, 2008, 10:58PM
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No one knows except for GOD.happy

the beatles Answered by iamcool on Apr 08, 2008, 04:17AM
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tuesday week, 2.03pm

the beatles Answered by iamcool on Apr 08, 2008, 04:18AM
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tuesday week, 2.03pm

Toadaly Answered by toadaly on Apr 20, 2008, 11:01PM
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...does that mean they all live happily ever after? :p

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Mar 26, 2008, 10:09PM
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No one is coming...it's just us the fate we provide ourselves.

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Answered by leoenis on Jun 10, 2008, 10:00AM
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God is truthfull and loving he loves you and everyone in this planet but if people dont love him back or fallow his word how is he going to let you in his kingdome after you never belived in him. He came to earth preached his word and if we didnt belive in him its not his fault that you are going to hell for not believing. He gave us the choice to fallow him or to not belive, is your choice not his.

Toadaly Answered by toadaly on Jun 10, 2008, 10:31AM
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Why couldn't god let nonbelievers into his kingdom? Does that violate the god code of conduct or something? I thought this guy was supposed to be the final authority.

Answered by leoenis on Jun 11, 2008, 04:09PM
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God gave us the CHOICE he respects eveyones choice he dosnt need to make us beleive in him because he loves us so much that he wants us to choose he is not a dictator or anything to make us believe. He gave adam and eve a choice to choose death or to live in paradise they chose to die ever since God has given us the choice to say Jesus your welcome in my heart or not, the final choice is yours. I seriously dont understand how people can not believe in that He is the only way to eternal life and to eternal happiness. When God took away from me a malingnent cancer from my lung and cured my mom from HIV I said God how come you do all this when I reject you and your love, he loved me so much that he gave my mom back and he gave me life too. Thats probably why I believe so much in him and I dont believe in him so much because of the Bible of preachings but because he handed me his hands and heart when I most needed him and he heard my prayer, that ment that he never left me not once . Thats why I love GOD so much!!!

Toadaly Answered by toadaly on Jun 12, 2008, 07:35AM
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Beliefs are not the result of choices. I did not choose to believe in gravity any more than I chose not to believe in gods.

Beliefs are formed subconsciously.

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