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Tips on how to masterbate

Asked by flyleaf_22 over 2 years ago, 63 answers.

what ways can I masterbate?

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Answered by funadvice on Dec 13, 2006, 11:41PM
54531 answers

If your a girl,
This is my way and I like it. But be warned. Every person differs in what makes them happy:

1) Get somthing small if its your first time, like a lip gloss container. Make sure it's got a rounded tip.

2) Put a little water on it.
3) Get yourself on the ground or your bed. Make sure your comfortable.

4) Put your feet up on somthing. Make sure they are higher than your head. Spread your legs.

5) For the ultamite experience, relax first. Just lay there. Think about nothing. And DONT BE NERVOUS.

6) Slowly begin to touch your breasts. Feel them (have your eyes closed or open but if they are open make sure your not focusing on anything)

7) Keep one hand on your breast and slowly move the other one down to your thigh. (I did not have underwear but I was wearing pants and a shirt, loose pants.) Move your hand up and down your thigh while massaging your breast.

8) With your breast hand, slowly take the lip gloss container or your object of choice. You clit might start to get a weird feeling like you really want to touch it. DONT.

9) Tease yourself with the object by gently rubbing the spot between your poophole and vagina. This will drive you nuts. Slowly begin to touch and massage the part right above the hole. (I suggest you know where it is before you start all this.)

10) Rub for a while. Gently, occasionaly harder but not to hard yet.

11) At this point you should be aching to rub harder and just get going. Again, don't. If you do not feel this yet, continue the teaseing, very gently.

12) Slowly move your fingers to the hole, don't put them in, but just finger it softly.

13) Take your object and place it near the hole and your other hand. Take your free hand off the hole and start to massage your clit harder. (thats the spot above the hole)

14) Slowly stick the object in. Gently, it shouldnt feel good yet. It might hurt a small amount going in. That means you've bumped a sensitive spot. Thats not a bad thing, just agle it a little and keep going.

15) Once it's in as far as it can be without loosing it to your pussy, begin slowly moving it in and out a little. Don't take it all the way out, just a little. Get faster, and faster. Start massaging your clit HARD. Go nuts. You might feel like your on the brink of an orgasm. You might have one. This feels very good.

16) Then stick it in all the way and start pushing it back and fourth hitting the sides of your hole. Faster, faster. Massage clit again.

17) Repeat steps 15 and 16 as much as you want. If you take it out for longer than 30 sec, I suggest you excite yourself again with the teaseing. If you do, it will be worse. Since you have already done it, your going to want it worse.

18) I would stop with the lip gloss for now, don't go on to something bigger. save that for another night. You could be sore after this but you shouldnt be unless you used somthing large.

Good luck and I hope you enjoy it.
P.S. Try it at night, your senses work better and your more horny.

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Answered by seasholl100 on Feb 05, 2009, 08:36PM

I'm 15 so I can't really get my hands on a vibrator =P haha but what I've learned is helpful!!... And your parents won't think ANYTHING of it!!! Once you need a new tooth brush, ask your parents to get a Pulsar toothbrush(those are the ones that vibrate)!! Haha get the pack with two so you can actually brush your teeth with a CLEAN ONE!!! I beg u, please don't brush your teeth with cum on the bristles... LOL anyway, do everything it said in the long answer and take your time... Then just turn on the vibrating =) haha another thing that gets me orgasm EVERYTIME!!... Is to put the vibrating bristles on your clit... And hold it there a lil... Haha then move it some back and forth, side to side, and maybe even use some fingers inside you!.. That's amazing! I'm actually gettting off right now... So it works for me =P HOPE it works for you! Bye!

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Answered by luvbug on Mar 06, 2009, 08:43PM
6 answers

omg. the first person has really good advise. if you wanna make it quick, you can skip all the boob stuff, and I tried this for the first time today OMG what a great feeling. haha. I used the cap to my body spray, and I almost lost it. haha. I would try something a little longer than that. lol.

Answered by andi159 on Mar 24, 2009, 09:53PM
5 answers

Omb just reading this makes me want to do it badly

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Answered by hollyx on Apr 19, 2009, 09:48AM

omg it actually worked I got so horny I even kissed my friend who is a girl so we have horny fun. if you wanna be with me like a lesbo reply back and I could be lickin your under area soon.I am 14 btw!!!
love you loads aand remeber reply
cxxx

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Answered by sweets14 on Apr 25, 2009, 07:11AM
5 answers

Hey hollyx. I'd like some fun, so reply back

Answered by small_lady on May 08, 2009, 06:00AM

*blush* uh.. me to hollyx

Answered by lauzz on May 10, 2009, 02:08AM

on the masterbating with the lip gloss tube: that's is acctualy a very good 'thing' to use. that's how I started. because I have VERY old fashioned and over protective parents, I'm unable to get a vibrator or dildo or anything. so I have to use thimgs around the house, also being careful so the rents fon't nitice anything misdsing form, say the kitchen wink . I found that you get really deep penetration using a hair brush. I got it in 6in first time I masterbated.

but mind you, once I'm 18 (in 2 months time) I'm hitting all the sex stores around. I'm really interested in this We-Vibe.

Answered by sexii_babe on May 20, 2009, 01:03AM
3 answers

omg this thing actually got me to have an orgasm..infact I had four..slowly stroking my leg and massaging my clit really had me going..I couldnt wait to rub it harder..I'm going to do this more often and maybe when im ready ill have sex with boyfriend..

Answered by aquaattitude on May 31, 2009, 02:21PM

Isnt the lipgloss tube like really small? (seems like it would get stuck in there... its hella small)
And will that break your hymen?

Answered by kylarosexoxo on May 31, 2009, 03:44PM

I have a question...I have already have had sex with my boyfriend. But when he's not around I like playing with myself. How big should the object be if I'm already stretched out. and I have protective parents so I can't just go out and buy myself some sex toys so what should I use around the house? what's big enough that I can use around the house? you can get to me at my email at Fun mail me

Answered by sexkitten_702 on Jun 04, 2009, 12:10AM

man I wont a vibrator badly! But im only fourteen!... but I use vibrating razors and tooth brushes which I hope works just as good

Answered by sexyone on Jun 06, 2009, 02:42AM

heyyx hollyx
im only 13 but we can have some fun happy
btw I live in milton keynes not sure if thats were you live

Answered by funkysheeep on Jun 07, 2009, 10:57AM
166 answers

Damn I'm getting horny reading these!! I want to rub but my famly's in the room!!! Aaarrghh!!
Haha
xox

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Answered by hornybaby on Jun 09, 2009, 02:58AM

LOL im an 12 year old girl and I need some tips for masterbaiting and I kinda CANT get my hands on anythink at mi adg plzzz

Answered by midnightmelody on Jun 09, 2009, 04:16PM

wow just reading that first long one got me going! just tried it and it was AMAZING

Answered by xxbriixxxx on Jun 11, 2009, 03:40PM
5 answers

thats good

Answered by benny1921 on Jun 11, 2009, 11:07PM

call me I'm the human vibrator.I can lay back and let you work it . or I have voice command and will instanly react to your direction. no batteries no plugs.I can out last the enegizer bunny. storage is a sinch. Although tall and bulky,storing me is no sweat. you can put me in your closet or under your bed. operation is virtually soundless you might hear some heavy breathing. but do not worry its just the sound of this one of a kind luxurious sex machine.

Answered by lindseyb on Jun 12, 2009, 11:29PM

so def use a vibrating toothbrush and put it on your clit I swear you will have an orgasm!!! it is AMAZING!!! just buy a new one because thats just gross if you don't!

Answered by kmonkey94 on Jun 13, 2009, 07:07PM

I tired it for the first time last night. I was txting this really hot guy and hes all like what are you doin. well I told since theres nothing to be ashamed of and he wanted photos and videos. is that normal?

Answered by mu51c on Jun 14, 2009, 10:44PM

Oh my god I am so horny right now but I am scared to try it, it's so dirty but I am led by the way so your all turning me on omb I had like Seven orgasms just now it's 11 30 at night and I am cometsly naked and touhing myself holy crap I am horny.