How do you give a lapdance?

how the hell do you give a lap dance?

ok first off make shure whoever your givin the lap dance is sitting down next all you really have 2 do is move your hips slowly right above his/hers lap or di c k its really that east oh yea and where somethin s lutt y!

First off you need good music. I like slow music..R&B music is good. Then you need wardrobe. Show off your cleaveage but leave something to the imagination. Then alcohol, this will help you loosen up if youre shy. start off by slowly moving you hips side to side, and using props are good like if hes wearing a necktie, take it off wrap around his neck and push his face in your chest, ect. It's always good to practice in the mirror or on a friend!!

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1Step OneExplain the rules at the start, which are, “Hands Off.” Any touching by him means that the game is over.
2Step TwoThink sexy and feel sexy. Make him sit down, stand about 6 feet in front of him and start swaying your hips slowly to some music. Dance or slink towards him and when you are close, place one foot on the floor between his feet and the other on the arm of the chair.
3Step ThreeUndulate and circle your hips, keeping your back arched. Slowly bend your knees and go down as far as you can, then up again, continually undulating your hips.
4Step FourTurn slowly. Keep circling your hips, and use sexy arm movements. As far as possible, try to keep looking at your man as you turn. Eye contact is all important! Seduce him with your eyes.
5Step FivePush out your chest and bottom. Bend over so that your bottom is facing your man. Slide your hand up your leg.
6Step SixRun your hands slowly over your butt, stomach and breasts. Rub yourself over the top of your clothing.
7Step SevenDance into the space between his legs. Put your hands on his knees. Push your breasts toward his face and let him smell your scent. Remove your clothes, while caressing yourself.
Tips & Warnings
Smile all the time and sigh or moan erotically as much as you can.
Tease him until he gives in!