I need some good insults!

There's this chick I dislike and she's a bit slutty so I need some clever evil ways to tell her she smells like fish and/or original ways to say she's loose
please help!!!

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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, Gentlemen. Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

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Did you know that when a young guy actually expends energy telling some girl
wise cracks or insults ...It means he actually is interested/ admires her and he is using the jokes and insults to get her attention...

If you really ...realiy dislike her then ignore her

You need to learn to think on your feet... I did it the other night. The way to produce the best comeback is to not let yourself get on the defensive. If you can absorb any drivel that she throws at you and then return it, that is how to 'insult' someone without stepping out of reason. A girl started hitting on me last night and said something like I know you want some of this, to which I replied sorry, I like my meat without the fat. Biased, but I thought that one was awesome, lol. Just practise with friends and see how quickly and easily you can return fire to an insult and eventually it will become second nature. No one really likes someone who 'starts' an argument (or insults someone), they like the person who 'ends' it. Don't go out of your way to insult her, just wait for her to come to you essentially. Good luck jokester :D!

tell her she's like a door knob, everyone get's their turn...

and just tell her her pu**y is so used, anyone trying to get any friction down there would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

Maya1...ummm I'm a chick thanx. I am also straight so there's no me making fun of her because I want her.

ask her if shes been in the ocean lately and if she says no just say smells like it

get one of your friends to say it it smells like fish when she is near by then look at her and tell her to close her legs.

most likely you are a girl

Go F you C K Yourself!

Dont be jealous cause I can get a boyfriend and you cant even get a guy to like you

Everyone knows your a B I T C H why slut!

Look at your clothes! Did you get that outfit from a HOBO!

Your shoes look like your going to the moon!

Thats the oldest comeback in the book

A dog could come up with better comebacks than you!

I bet you were staying up all night comeing up with that one

You're so full of sh-t your breathe stinks!

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

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