Getting pregnant without sex

I am 16 and want to get pregnant bymyself with no sex or pills can you give me tips on how to get pregnant fast

GET PREGNANT NOW AND RUIN YOUR LIFE SWEETHEART! I HAVE 4 KIDS, THEY ARE THE BEST THINGS IN THIS WORLD, BUT... I AM 33. I HAD MY FIRST AY 21. LIVE YOUR TEENAGE LIFE TO THE FULLEST. HAVE FUN, MAKE NEW FRIENDS, GO ON VACATIONS AROUND THE WORLD, SEE NEW THINGS, MAKE YOUR PARENTS PROUD!!! NO BABIES YET!

try a sperm doner thingy...if you dont want sex...like go to the place or something and use the sperm that the peoples donated or however the hell that works

No doctor is going to impregnate a 16 year old without parental permission...

why would a 16 year old WANT to get pregnant?

~~~sperm bank~~~
its basically a place where dudes donate sperm. refer to first answer.that'll help.I think.

r you sick ?

I think you need to talk to someone about this
you give no reason as to WHY you want to get pregnant
you dont say a baby is the only thing you long for or anything like that...no
and if this is just for money or some stupid thing like that, then I think its about time hat you wake up and have a look at the real world.
give a reason as to why your so despereate to get pregnant
its not something you can do to win someone over
or if you want to have a baby for someone else who wants one or cant, have a seriouse think about it
tell your parents whats wrong, and why you want one

Simply a Rose to brighten your day,
And maybe lessen the cares in your way;
And also, too, to help you to know,
That in knowing you, many others grow!

 
A baby is not meant to be a toy or a solution to your emotional needs.

Live and enjoy your life and the freedom you have while not being burdened with the attention required by a child. Prepare, in knowledge, maturity and financial ability before you decide to bring a child into the world.

If you need the emotional satisfaction of having someone looking up to you and needing and enjoying your attention, consider joining the Big Brothers / Big Sisters program. There are many little girls of all ages who would be glad to have you in their lives.

This is coming from a 15 year old mum.. (well 16 on saturday) my son is 3weeks old...DONT HAVE A KID... it comes with a lot of responsibility and suddenly you have gone from a teen to a 30year olds lifestyle overnight. I dont regret him at all but it is VERY hard and if your 'in it for the money' youve got no chance because it all goes on the baby!!