What are some funny things your kids have done?

what are some funny things your kids have done I know my two keep my laugh my butt off just the other day I was at my soon-2-be- mother-in-law my sons came out to get some jucie I get them their juice turn around and both my sons had taken off the dippers/pull ups off and said hi mommy they had the biggest smile on their face when I turned around I fell over laughing at them

ha ha ,the funniest thing that happened with my kids and nephew was when my son threw up on the kitchen floor lino and then my nephew ran over and threw himself onto the floor and started what I think must have been finger painting with his hands all through it. my sis and I were gagging and killing ourselfs laughing at the same time. we threw both into the shower with lots of detol used as you could imagine lol.

A couple of years ago a friend of mine visited us for a week and brought her little dog, Taco with her. While she was with us, she got the dog a new flea collar. When she left, my daughter found the old flea collar and said...'Mommy! Taco left his air freshner!!'
I laughed for a month over that one.

My young dog is learning about the birds and the bees. When my innocent 8yr old saw him doing something to our older female dog she said'look mommy, he's dancing'. Yikes. I laughed inside but I had to keep a straight face.

well my little sister stuck a french fry up her nose and we had to call the docter just to get it out

my daughter angel is two years old, her favorite thing ever to do is to talk on the phone. One day I was talking to a friend and she asked me if she could talk. I handed her the phone and she asked who it was. When I told her who it was she looked at me completely insulted and said to me, Andy is a fag! I honostly do not know where she learned that from and the person really was gay, but goodness, it was both funny and humiliating at the same time.

The funniest thing is when I bath my 6 year old and I fiddle with her fairy, she gets so excited she starts jumping up and down screaming does anyone else do this is not try it its some funny stuff but 9 year olds put up nore of a fight ohhh happy days

HUH???

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um...what the f*ck are you talking about, person 2 people before me. seriously...what???

My daughter Zoe says the darndest things. When she was 2 we went on a vacation in San Antonio and like many hotels ours used key cards with a magnetic strip like credit cards have. She was in a hurry to get back into the room so she told me, 'pay the door daddy!' On the same trip she got her first ear of corn on the cob. Her eyes lit up and she exclaimed 'a corn tree!'

Well.. my nephew can say some of the darnest things. I have a boyfriend, Jake, who is 6'8' and my brother (my nephews dad) is about 6 foot even. There is a 8 year age gap between my brother and boyfriend, my boyfriend being younger than my brother. Anyways...you can see my boyfriends adam's apple all the time as opposed to all the men in my family, you can't see there's. So my nephew went up my brother (his dad) and said 'Dad, when' you grow up like Jake are you going to have that bone in your neck?' It was so funny, and so cute! He just turned 5.

this one had me laughing so much...

I bring both my sons to my doctors apointment when its an ultarsound they are very involed on being big brothers. well when the doctor said lets take a look at the babies my son anthony said are you going to cut my mommys tummy to look at them and while he was saying this he jump up on the table and covered my belly. he then said there not ready to come out and you cant look at them thats bad for them your not hurting my new babies he was so worried that they where going to cut me open it was so cute and funny at the same time and when the doctor explain to him what they where going to do he said I must help you might try and hurt my mommy and I want have it.

It was so cute

okay (goawayidontlkeyou) what are you talking about with 'the fiddle the fairy'...that so does not sound please clarify b/c I am definantly getting the wrong idea...

lovemeforever that is the funniest story on here ha ha ha

sonn2bmama that is very cute

one day my son hear me talking to has dad about getting (lucky ) ,so my son came up to me and gave me a big hug and a kiss and ask mommy can I get lucky too ??
his dad and I were laughing so much we could stop stop talking about want he hears ...
now we wait tell he out of the room !!!

we were in woolworths and a big wome walked past and he siad 'geeze mom she a heffa isn't she?' the women heard I was so embaraced