What are strange/funny things you did as a kid?

as a child I hated eggs, mum made me a fried egg for breakfast and said your not to move from the table till its all gone, so when her back was turned I quickly ran outside to the garden and planted it in the garden, day after day I went back to the...

place it was planted and it never grew, I watered it every day, but still no fried egg tree, this is what I believed as a kid but as an adult I know its not possible. anyway I thought if anyone out there had some strange stories to tell hear, it would be wonderful and funny to read them, so get posting some strange funny things that you did as a kid. thanks for reading

It wasn't something I DID - but, I used to think there were little men in my stomach that would sort out the food I ate. I have no idea why I thought this but looking back I find it kind of funny.

I wholeheartedly believed there was an underground world of elves/trolls that lived near intersections and changed the lights when they wanted. The elves were good, and controlled the green light. The trolls were red, they wanted the red light to prevail. When they were battling, the light was yellow.
I believed this with such a certainty that I knew it as fact- at least until I was about 6.

Lol I used to think thatt the stork would carry the baby to the hospital boy blue blanket and girl pink blanket dont all kids think that until their teens at least?