Funadvice essay

Okay, so im writing an essay in english I can choose any topic for the essay and I need help on some questions to answer for to write in my essay. (if that even made sense)

So, at first I was thinking about writing about System Of A Down but then I...

would have to write about the split then I would have to write about Serj Tankian and Achozen then last but not least Scars On Broadway. I would love to write about them but that would be too much so I've decided to write an essay about Funadvice.

I do love funadvice (woooah im a bit addicted) but how can I made the essay humerous? How should I start the essay? what things could I include in the essay?

Could you give me some questions that could help me with the essay? ...and how I can improve the essay? I have some knowlege about the site, I've been on for some time now but I really don't know how to start off, what to put in my essay to fill it out a bit more so could you help me out?

Im trying to make this essay an int2 grade so I can do higher next year therefore I can be accepted into college the year after.

Thanks in advance - any information would be helpful (the more the merrier :P)

Start by writing a load of short, but slightly outrageous questions, the sort of funny stuff people ask on here. Then make your first line You want the answers go to funadvice where everyday questions are asked like this in abundance. (no offence guys)

I'll add more if I can think of stuff.

xD

How about going to the religion and spirituality section and evaluating the answers there...humorous as well as controversial...that should be a great starting point for an essay.