Choosing a crime

if you would to choose a crime to do what would it be???

I would coerce the US government into giving me 100 billion dollars, and then I would blow up the world anyway. Muahaha. Muahaha

*pinky extended and raised to corner of mouth'

I would choose a high speed chase on the freeway until I run outa gas
leading into a foot chase in a residential
then jacking another car until it runs outa gas
then giving up peacefully
omg that would be so much fun
lmao

Something that wouldn't hurt others - I don't know what though.

Stephany, you would probably have to do a white collar crime like embellishment...I mean embezelment. lol'
Actually, I can't think of one that doesn't hurt someone.

lol mine will only hurt someone if they get in my way

Yea Id have to go with stealing a Ferrari or something and taking it for a joy ride.
And when I say joy ride I mean going 300 mph on the freeway lol.

I'm going with jello here... driving really really fast sounds like fun

take bush hostage, ask for billions of dollars, put a c4 charge down his thoat when the ransom is meant to be taken run away and then kill him anyway O_O
*evil laugh*

rob an off licience
or ehhh I dunno I would actually love to rob the government fund and spend it on something useful instead of just letting politions wipe their arses with it

Boost 60 cars in 24 hours.

I would have 2 agree with toadaly and informer(not totally, lol). I wud like kidnap a celeb or the presidents (or wut ever) of the top 2 richest countries in the world and hold them hostage for like 100 billion dollars each. I wouldn't hurt them, just like fake it. have like a horror movie make-up artist as an accomplice and fake torture them and fake the blood and everything (sending the countries explicit pics, lol) and once I get the money I wud flee from the country I am in and go into hiding. then change my appearance drastically(like cut and dye my hair and bleach my skin), get a fake ID, and get like a job or something. once they stop looking for me I wud come out of hiding and live a normal life like nothing ever happened and use the money to live on and donate them to areas of research that really need then and orphanages and hospitals and shelters and stuff instead of having the countries waste the money on something less important.

my accomplices wud b: a make-up artist(for when I go into hiding)
a horror movie make-up artist (for faking the torture)
a person who can build me a unique cars from scratch(to escape and hide so no one can trace me
a genious(to help me with decisions and stuff)
someone who can operate a helicopter(also for escape)
and finally, a doctor (for emergencies)

obviously, this cud never happen, with all of these people in on the plan, word wud get out while we are in hiding. also, all of the people wud have 2 b single with no children so they wud not b tied down and kept away from their familes.

Id choose some sort of sadistic murder...
then again I am sick, but people can be really annoying sometimes...

famous thief...