Creative ways to get off of work.

I don't want to go into work tomorrow for inventory so is there good excuses or creative illnesses I could catch to get off work?

Common cold is fine for most companies. If you get creative, you're stuck with remembering it and knowing if there are side effects & you should go to the doctor, average recovery time, etc...because who knows - your boss might come here asking about the common symtoms of that illness.

okay I tried this once because I had to go to this party. check it out, call yourboss tell him you have to go to a family reunion and that you really want to go cause your grandma is in town and then she has to go back to her country. or you can tel him you have a doctor apoinment and that you want to get tested for aids and then another you dont want to go tell him you have to go get your results. I work at a hospital so that would never work on me but my friend try it and she said that her boss bought it.