Can someone please translate this british language to english?

Je vous ai aimé mais jamais esprit.oublie vous [pamela].I assurera se habiter sans vous.mais l'inquiétude mise que j'assurerai jouer avec vous encore quelque autre jour après ces deux mois.je promet.au revoir.

[5-16-08]:it n'est pas l'amour, mais seulement un obsession.je le prouvera à la vous.patience.

what the f*ck since when is that british???

That's not english, that's french...

Ok so this is a literal translation, you'll need proper french speakers to translate the meaning, but

Je vous ai aimé mais jamais esprit = I loved you but without spirit
oublie vous pamela = forget you pamela
assurera se habiter sans vous = be assured I will live without you
mais l'inquiétude mise que j'assurerai jouer avec vous encore quelque autre jour après ces deux mois = but the concern that I will ensure to play with you still some other day after two months
je promet = I promise
au revoir = goodbye

n'est pas l'amour, mais seulement un obsession.je le prouvera à la vous.patience.= it is not love, but only an obsession, I will prove it to you with your patience

A. thats french
B. the first part---I liked you but never spirit. forgets you [pamela].I will assure to live itself without you. but the put worry that I will assure to play with you again some other day after these two months. I promises. good-bye.
C. second part--- It is not love, but only an obsession.I will prove it to you. patience.

try going to wikipedia and typing it in to see if it will give you a translation

thanks people
yall the best.

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