Please translate in english

Can someone translate the below please...Thank you in advance.

HOLA! Steve todo esta bien pero por el momento no puedo regresar ya que tengo otra cita en Ciudad Juarez para el 3 de Marzo why espero pronto regresar espero que puedas entender lo que...

escribo por que yo no puedo escribir ingles trate pero no pude eso se te olvido ensenarme why espero no me olviden why mi mama me dijo que Wendy llamo pero mi mama no le entendio pero de todos modos me la saludas saludos a Kurt,julios why a todos why espero pronto verlos

Los hecho de menos Raquel

HELLO! Steve everything is fine but we can not return because I have another appointment in Ciudad Juarez for the March 3 why I hope to return soon I hope you can understand what I write because I can not write English but could not question that you forget I hope to show why I forget why my mom told me but my name is Wendy breast entendio not but anyway I health greetings to Kurt, Joules why all hope will soon see why

The fact less Raquel

its the google magic!!!

hi steve whats up . its all good here . I just ate a chhesecake and it was delicous . my stomach is getting really big though . I think I need to go on a diet really badly also my dococtor reccomended me to go on a diet as well . I have a crush and this kid in school and hes annoying thought . I going to puke right now . im fat fat fatf at
tell wendy I said hi and that I love her and tell julio that I love him as well and not to worry that ill be comming home soon
love yours tryley rachel 3

lmaooo dont use miness im just meann

HELLO! Steve all this good but at the moment I cannot return since I have another appointment in City Juarez for the 3 of March why I soon hope to return I hope that you can understand what I write so that I cannot write English tries but I could not that I forget to embosom why I hope to you do not forget why to me my breast said to me that Wendy I call but my breast him entendio but anyway you do not greet me greetings to Kurt, Julies why to all why I soon hope to see them the fact of less Raquel

HELLO! Steve everything is well but for the time being I cannot return since I have another appointment in City Juarez for March 3 why hope to return soon hope that you could understand what I write for that I cannot write English I tried but could not that you I forget to be taught why hope that they should not forget me why my breast he said to me that Wendy calls but my breast did not understand him but anyhow you me her greet greetings to Kurt, in Julys why I hope to see all why soon

HELLO! Steve all this good but at the moment I cannot return since I have another appointment in City Juarez for the 3 of March why I soon hope to return I hope that you can understand what I write so that I cannot write English tries but I could not that I forget to embosom why I hope to you do not forget why to me my breast said to me that Wendy I call but my breast him entendio but anyway you do not greet me greetings to Kurt, Julies why to all why I soon hope to see them

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this shows that internet translators suck big time...