A spin on a much asked question...replacing the candidates.who/why

I know there have been tons of questions on here about who do you like McCain or Obama...and I don't know about anyone else but it's getting a tad bit annoying either answering them, or looking over them, so here's a little twist to that same...

question:

If you could REPLACE both candidates for the election who would they be and why? You don't have to worry about party affiliations, just 2 you would love to pick from.

As a fun spin you could put a real answer, then a funny answer (ie...celebrities, etc.)

Real answer: Ron Paul, Rudy Guilliani
Fun Answer: Tommy Lee Jones, Ashley Judd

Tinkerbell the Fairy and Scooby Doo- both make as much sense as politicians, but they actually care about people more than votes.

:O great teacher onizuka for pres (its an anime character)
and then even luffy from one piece is better for VP XD

Real: Dennis Kucinich, Ron Paul

Fun: Everybody in America, GIULIANI

someone inspiring that isnt full of $hit like obama
- what makes you think obama is full of $hit? because he's supposed to be a terrorist? give us a break, pls

and giuliani is just another power-hungry, sneering, elitist politician. (yeah more elitist than obama)