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Yo momma jokes?

Asked by elizabethaxoxo 10 months ago, 12 answers.

your best yo momma jokes?

Answered by luvergrl97 on Feb 11, 2009, 08:02PM
14 answers

Yo mommas so fat,the last time she saw 90210 is on the scale.
Ha gets me everytime!! happy

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Answered by funadvice on Jan 22, 2009, 07:34PM
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Yo mommy so skinny she choked on a piece of rice!

^^Its not that funny but its the best I can think of lolzx...I'm not that intersted in ''Yo Momma'' jokes=P

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Answered by princesslexi on Jan 22, 2009, 07:39PM
25 answers

yo mama so fat whene she lay on the beach people run around yelling free willy,yo mama so getto whene she breast feeds koolaid comes out,yo mama's butt is so hairy don king pops out and says only in america. I know a bunch more but don't want to type them all

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Answered by maggot4 (Online now) on Jan 22, 2009, 07:39PM
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The one above is hilarious,heres one:

Yo momma is so ugly when she went to see a burning house,the fire put itself out because it was horrified.

Answered by xx_the_a7x_parade_xx on Jan 22, 2009, 08:03PM
2878 answers

Yo momma is so fat when she dresses in yellow, people yell taxi!
Yo momma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

Those are just 2 I know, I got more though lol

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Answered by sleepyhead on Jan 23, 2009, 01:07AM
120 answers

yo mama so dumb she drowned a fish and buried a worm

Answered by amanwithalotofanswers on Jan 23, 2009, 06:48PM
487 answers

Yo mommas like Circle K: she's on every corner.
Stupid, I know.

Answered by confusedgirl123 on Jan 24, 2009, 01:14AM
186 answers

I dont mean anything I say hear and ia not racist iam just saying it for fun ok
my frnd told me this
your mamma is soo black when she goes out at night they call her eyes and smiles

Answered by dragongirl_01 on Jan 24, 2009, 07:38AM
56 answers

yo mamma is so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl
okay, so it may be lame but the people above took all the rest of mine.

Answered by sexitee33 on Jan 26, 2009, 09:11PM
78 answers

Yo mammas so fat she gatta use a materss 4 a tampon!!

Answered by funadvice on Mar 15, 2009, 10:49AM
53843 answers

Ohh I have another !

Yo momma so stupid, she saw a school bus and said ''Come back twinky!!''

happy

Answered by xgummy_x_bearx on Apr 30, 2009, 06:12PM
39 answers

Yo Momma So Fat She Can't Even Use Toilet Paper she Has To Use The Swifer.

LOL

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