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Why does everyone hate santa claus?

Thunder Robot Asked by funadvice 10 months ago, 15 answers.

He's already got the short end of the stick on this deal, what with all his hard work making it around the world in a single night and giving us all the cool crap that we wanted for Christmas, and in return we take away his freedom of speech, refuse to let the guy have a smoke, and now the surgeon general's calling him a fatty.

Lay off the guy, he does more work in one day than anyone of us has ever done in their life. One day he'll quit because of all you a**holes and non-believers, and then you'll be sorry. What's Christmas without Santa Claus? There isn't one.

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This is Me Answered by darkwolfgirl240 on Dec 04, 2007, 12:46PM
| 409 answers.

Becauase he is not real.. no one is that nice and so peole don't like people pretending some one of his standards are real becuase they fell bad that they could never be like him.

Thunder Robot Answered by funadvice on Dec 04, 2007, 12:54PM
| 42467 answers.

Which one?

The original? Or the red Coca-Cola marketing scheme?

You were saying...? Answered by lex_icon on Dec 04, 2007, 01:01PM
| 1235 answers.

I love the idea of Santa Claus!

See, I never looked at my parents telling me about Santa as "a filthy lie" as so many people see it. When I was growing up, part of the magic of Christmas for me was believing in the jolly fat man. It was fun!

I think you might be taking people's disinterest in him a little hard though. I mean, those nasty words could put you on the naughty list, even if you are sticking up for Santa.

*Throws some Pink Fluffy Bunnies at you*

Jeremy Goodrich yep, that's me Answered by thedude on Dec 04, 2007, 01:08PM
| 4339 answers.

>>refuse to let the guy have a smoke, and now the surgeon general's calling him a fatty

ROFLMAO

I love that line, absolutely made my day. My older son is in first grade now, and yep, still believes in Santa Claus. I'll feel really bad, like we lost something, when he stops believing and knows it's mommy & daddy that get him all the cool presents.

Thunder Robot Answered by funadvice on Dec 04, 2007, 01:10PM
| 42467 answers.

I love santa claus

gucci girl Answered by adorable19 on Dec 04, 2007, 01:20PM
| 47 answers.

he does'nt exist just deal with it!!!

dog Answered by amblessed on Dec 04, 2007, 01:21PM
| 7461 answers.

That the Politically Correct crowd for ya - you left out no "HO" "HO" "HO" either - guess they think it's referring to them, LOL

me wiv mi hair all scrunched up Answered by evilpinkpunkfairy on Dec 04, 2007, 02:03PM
| 612 answers.

what the f*ck is this even a serious question!? im sorry 2 have 2 say it but...GET A LIFE!

Thunder Robot Answered by funadvice on Dec 04, 2007, 04:52PM
| 42467 answers.

***I love the idea of Santa Claus!

See, I never looked at my parents telling me about Santa as 'a filthy lie' as so many people see it. When I was growing up, part of the magic of Christmas for me was believing in the jolly fat man. It was fun!

I think you might be taking people's disinterest in him a little hard though. I mean, those nasty words could put you on the naughty list, even if you are sticking up for Santa.

*Throws some Pink Fluffy Bunnies at you***

MORE AMMO! MUAH HA HA HA!

*intercepts bunnies*

Thunder Robot Answered by funadvice on Dec 04, 2007, 09:10PM
| 42467 answers.

It's people like all of you who will be the death of Christmas.

I also like how I categorized this question in 'politics' and it was changed to 'entertainment', as if Santa's only a fictional character in movies and crap.

blah blah blah Answered by broadwaystar101 on Dec 18, 2007, 04:27PM
| 592 answers.

I love santa and I'm Jewish!! lol

PWT's rock!!! Answered by plainwhitets on Dec 18, 2007, 04:34PM
| 570 answers.

Me too!!! Accept I'm not Jewish...

Answered by naisha99 on Jan 09, 2008, 11:02AM
| 19 answers.

may be because he dont realo get 2 people

boo Answered by imme on Mar 04, 2008, 04:50AM
| 720 answers.

santa claus isn't real (I know that) but I love him!! don't ask me how cause I have no idea about why I love him!!! LOL

Answered by male909 on Aug 04, 2008, 08:44PM
| 65 answers.

because he stole my present the thieving bastard

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