What's the most awkward moment of your life?

I had a really awkward moment today and thought maybe I'd feel better if I heard other people's awkward moments.

ummm At the moment I can only remember the most recent awkward moment an that was today. Alright so my clean laundry was in the living room in my laundry bag and I guess when I was putting it in my room a pair of underwear must've fallen out an landed on the heater because when my dad got home he picked them up off the heater and said Why are these on the heater? Where they not fully dry? and that's not the awkward part really, what is, is that he doesn't believe me AND he just put them back on the heater and my 70 year old(NO EXAGERATION) land lord came over for the rent an he saw them there an I saw him look at them because the heater is near the door and OH GOD he kept looking back at them the entire time until he left!!!
an then looked at me and JEEZ it was awkward!

The most awkward moment of my LIFE was when I was about 18, I had dated this real jerk for about three months and finally got the cahonas to dump him and party the whole thing off when I met this really nice guy. Their was a camp fire party (I live out in the booneys and the parties are not that hopping lol) that I went to with a bunch of my friends as the DD. Matt was sitting on a truck bed just drinking and chatting when I met him, I felt compelled to join so I did. we talked for the rest of the night. The very next weekend I partied too much and ended up getting stuck on my roof (dont ask me how) so I called my best friend who called the tallest person she knew which was matt to come get me off the roof, He comes and gets me (dont know how considering him and his buddy were smashed) and we pick up my friend and go to his house. After that we dated for about two months when all of a sudden he asks me if I want to watch a movie at HIS house, my house was always more conveinent. As soon as he pulls into his driveway I recognize the house and not from my drunken vist. HE WAS THE DREADED EX'S BROTHER, HIS VERY OWN BLOOD RELATION. I had had NO IDEA. I HAD THE HARDEST TIME MOTIVATING MYSELF TO GET OUT OF THE CAR. Turned out Matt already knew I was his brothers ex and he also knew I diddnt know who he was in realaiton to him. That was fun to try and explain. NOT. why couldnt they have been cousins?lol. The funniest part- we have now been dating for over two years and his brother my ex is just now realizing I diddnt date Matt to spite him. Life is funny sometimes and I really hope this helped, I dont usually talk about it. :D