What is the worst thing your small child has ever said?

I have a kid. He's five. He's a little tape recorder. I used to listen to late night radio and he'd memorize and recite the commercials to other people. While I was putting him to bed, he once asked me,

Did you know that Prolyxis can make you wider...

and longer?

Granted, I don't think he had any idea of what part of me he was talking about. At a birthday party, yesterday, he asked his friend's father,

Did you know that if you share Stimulex, its twice the fun?

Obviously, I no longer listen to the radio while he's awake at night.

For the record, he doesn't only advertize sexual enhancement products. He's also a walking billboard for Rogaine Foam, The Magic Bullet, The 2010 Ford Fusion, Sensodyne Toothpaste and... Credit Solutions and I do talk to him about this. He usually doesn't repeat something after I've told him it isn't a good thing to say to someone, he's just five and doesn't quite realize what these products are or what they do. He thinks he's being helpful.

HAHA , sounds like a great kid ( no seriously not being sarcastic )
don't even worry , you're gonna laugh in a month or few.

I'm already laughing. I'm looking for other people's stories. More of my favorites:

Wow, your car is ugly. You should get a Cobalt, like daddy's. It goes 40 miles for gallons.

If you used Rogain Foam, your hair would grow back.

lol he si just expirimenting and trying to be grown up

No, he's not trying to be grown-up, he's trying to give advice. I'm looking for entertaining stories, not an analysis of my child. You can trust that I know him better than anyone who'll be reading this.

Perhaps I should have said Funniest thing, but I find more humor in things that happen at other people's expense and on top of that, I didn't want stories about Little Joey sticking x item up his nose and saying he's x animal. I hate children who try to be funny.

Mine and most other children who's company I enjoy, are simply oblivious and that, I find hilarious.

fya ylind, I'd get some mental help if I were you. I'd get some for my child as well.

Lol I love sensodine toothpaste! It works well!