What is the worst lie you told your dad?

What is the worst lie you told your dad? Why did you lie? How did you fess up (if you did.)?

Ok um I'll share mine. I tried to commit suicide once, and when he asked me why, I lied. I don't even remember what I told him. The real reason was that a boyfriend made me have sex with him, and then he dumped me. But how are you supposed to tell your dad something like that?? So I lied.

My dad was mad for his garden and once when he was on holiday I had a party.(I didnt live there at the time) we ended up drunk and swinging off some archways he had built. they subsequently all broke and when he came back I went to the police station with him to report a case of random vandalism. That was twenty years ago and he has never found out.lol

My dad knew I cut myself. But this one time I was actually trying to kill myself, but I told him I had cut too deep by accident.

^^^ I've done that before.

mines similar to yours
my dad asked me if when I tried to kill myself, did I really want to die
I just told him I was confused to make him feel better about his shittty parenting

well to keep it as simple as possible,
I feel like I lie to him every day
he is an alcoholic
I truly feel for him because I've always loved him the most
and I've been where he is
thats a watered down part of it
(if you want to know the rest I dont care I WANT to use my life as a guide for others)
anyway...I feel im a liar because and say I love him yet I cant bring myself to go the extra mile and find him (somewhere in boston I believe) and in turn,help him find himself

also...im lying because no one else knows I DO care because of my shoulder-shrugging attitude
well I guess now you do lol

I'll go one step further and tell you the worst lie I've told both my parents.

My mom.
1. That I love her. This one's hard to explain. I don't HATE her but I don't LOVE her. You'd understand if you were me.
2. That is wasn't her fault I cut myself.
3. That I only cut myself once and then stopped.

My dad:
1. That I had only cut myself once.
2. That I stopped cutting myself.

^^^ Bet that sobered you up.