What's the funniest story your mother tells about you?

what is the funniest story your mother tells about you?

I think the one other people thought was the funniest was when she talked about how I'd sleep with my bottom in the air, and she even has a picture. It was an awkward looking pose (I think I was like 3 or 4 in the picture) but she used to trot it out share with family friends, etc, for years which embarrassed me. Others thought it was funny though.

well actually my mom doesnt brag about me anymore trust me i dotn want her too but when i was little she would make fun of how i used to walk around and show vidoes about me and stuff but she threw them away saud they were a waste of tape on a worthless child