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Your best comeback when someone calls you gay.

Asked by christenagurl 2 months ago, 16 answers.

What are your comebacks when someone says to you you're gay or you're a slut ?

Answered by intense on Aug 28, 2009, 05:19AM
967 answers

Because they should have the option to stick up for themself rather than sit back and take abuse.

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Answered by tyybetch on Aug 28, 2009, 01:56AM
28 answers

ya mums gay ya mums a slut. eat my imaginary dick bitttch happy NOMNOMNOM TURTLE. happy hehehe.x

Answered by intense on Aug 28, 2009, 02:23AM
967 answers

Don't get angry or upset - resort to sarcasm as follows:

If I throw a stick will you leave??

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Too many freaks not enough circuses.

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Answered by christenagurl on Aug 28, 2009, 02:29AM
8 answers

Im Gonna Use Those Thankz lol
But what I Usually Say Is
- It Takes One To Know One
or
- Do You Still Love Nature? Despite What It Did To YOur Face.

They Usually Go Silent After That.

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Answered by fau on Aug 28, 2009, 05:15AM

Why respond at all?

Answered by gothchick16 on Aug 28, 2009, 05:24AM
215 answers

im bisexual. a lot of people call me gay. dont worry. I dont resort to their level and I just ignore them. but if you want you can throw a comback too. its your own dicision

Answered by jodyd on Aug 28, 2009, 07:00AM
338 answers

Takes one to know one

Answered by fau on Aug 28, 2009, 08:16AM

I am not... gay, slut etc.

Answered by thedeviousalpaca on Aug 28, 2009, 09:00AM
5 answers

Stare straight into their soul with a blank expression.
Then say,
I can't reach it.
Or,
Get out of my house.
Even if your not in a house. :D

Answered by fau on Aug 28, 2009, 09:17AM

How does one stare into a soul? We're not Chuck Norris for chrissakes.

Answered by kdsmm on Aug 28, 2009, 10:07AM
586 answers

Hmm, you know I've always found that looking at people like they are completely stupid, scoffing while shaking your head as if they are pathetic (they are), and just walking away does wonders.

Answered by fau on Aug 28, 2009, 02:41PM

Are you kdsmm?

Answered by tyybetch on Aug 28, 2009, 07:23PM
28 answers

haaa my answer was stupid before but yeah if they say that to you just agree, then there hell shut down because they think to themselves 'oh wait a minute, there not meant to agree with me?' haaa thats the best bit happy be like oh yeah I am a bit of a slut arn't I now. hmmm, god better work on that sluttiness of mine wink xx

Answered by x_pansy_x on Aug 31, 2009, 12:42AM
28 answers

im bi and its been spread through my school so people always call me gay, my comeback every time is:
your face is gay
they normally look the other way.

Answered by charzel13 on Sep 01, 2009, 03:04PM
19 answers

I always say..

AT LEAST WEVE GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON!

Answered by jasonbrycew on Sep 01, 2009, 08:41PM
42 answers

I always say: I am what you made me.

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