Turn me in to a vampire?

Hey I was wondering do I look like a vampire if I dont or sorta can you give me some pointers please.

Here's a good tip for you - stop being a retarded poser. Seriously...

I believe in Vampires. I am told I look like one. My eyes are cat green in the summer.

Easy. Just wear some grey eyeshadow, blood red lipstick, and pale blush. Then if you have Windows Photo Gallery on your computer, click Fix and make you paler by toning down the saturation but leaving some color, and maybe a pale blue tinge, turn the contrast all the way up, edit the brightness and play around with the color controls until you have a perfect looking skin tone. If you have photoshop red eyes should be added, and with paint add some eyeliner in a thin pencil line in black. You are then officially vampirized!

Omg all of you that write get real and stuff GET A LIFE !!! omg :S she is asking for advice that she can do so she can look like a vampire.. and for you people that dont get that you are just jeullus becaus you dont have any fantasi... and if you watch Twilight (the movie you know)u'll see that they dont look in a surtin way I mean take a good look of Laurent he is a vampire and he is black hihi ^^

Trying to turn yourself into a vampire? GET REAL!

haa!! cool! wear some shadowy grey/brown eye makeup and red tinted lip stuff, then just wear normal darkish clothes, but dont try to look like a goth, involve a bit of colour in your outfits.

No... you don't...

Obsess over something with more substance, instead of a fad that you won't care about in 2 years...

Awesome advice captainassassin... I like people who think like me lol
And missylee wearing dark eye make up, red lipstick and dark clothes doesn't make you a vampire...

how can I tarn in to a vampire?