Transformers 2 quotes

Me and my friends are having a war to c how many funny quotes we can pull from this movie. If you remember any of the funny things the characters said please answer it would b appreciated. Thanks

I hope those f16s got good aim why is that bc I told them to hit the orange smoke :standing right in the orange smoke: it wasnt one of my better tosses alright!
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youre hot but you aint too bright
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I want you to pull the blue ok? I need you to pull the blue real hard! :pulls: NO NOT NOW WERE IN THE PLANE YOU DUMB ***!
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MOJO NO DOMINATING FRANKIE!!
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I say we just pop a cap in his *** and throw him in the trunk, no one will ever know whos trunk ?not my trunk! hello I can hear you guys talking im standing right here! and no ones popping any caps in any asses alright

Between MudFlap and SkidMark:

Ow that Hurt.
It was supposed to hurt! It was an @$$whooping!

The comment about the orange smoke:

I hope the F-15's have good aim.
Why?
I told them to aim for the orange smoke
*looks right* That orange smoke?
It wasn't my best toss.
RUN!!

After they talk to Jetfire (old guy):

Wheelie (lil' dude they trapped)- You can not be a decepticon? You can switch sides? I want to be on your side! Please oh please Warrior Goddess! *grabs onto Mikaela's leg and starts rubbing against it

I got those from YA I couldnt post the link but I take no credit for this answer :p

Oh my gosh I remember this one!

My father was a wheel! The first wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did it with honor!

-Sam to Mikaela when hiding in the library: we're gonna have 10 seconds of silence, I'm not gonna talk to you for 10 seconds...I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds, you have 3 seconds left...[uses his fingers to count 3 seconds] ... What were you gonna say?

-Sam to Megatron: Hold on, hold on, I know your pissed, I know your pissed, because I tried to kill you, I totally understand if someone tried to kill me I'd be upset too. I think that we have an opportunity here to start anew and develop our relationship and see where it leads us...ok?

-Reggie to Sam, Mikaela and Leo: This is Top Secret...Do Not tell my mother!

-Judy Witwicky: Oh my gosh, look at this place! I feel smarter already. Oh Ron, can you smell it?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, smells like 40,000 dollars a year.
Judy Witwicky: Hey cheapo.

-Employee at Airport: Has anyone strange given you anything suspicious to carry on today?
Wheelie: [From inside the box] Yeah a live box!
Mikaela Banes: [Mikaela puts her foot on the top of the box] Nope.