The real deal for removing thc from your system.

Alright heres the deal... I've heard that drinking a balls load of vinegar, cranberry juice, and water will work.

Now, I've been smoking every day for about one year and eight months, I've been sober for about 5 days now.. What I need to know is how...

long will it take to get this sh*t outa me, and what works good. I want to look into detox drinks or pills...But what the f*ck is a head shop and where can I find one? IS old Fashioned Foods Health store a good place to find detox things?

P.S... I fear my parents will spring a surprise drug test on me... If this info helps, I'm 16... weigh 160... I smoke... Not too active...and smoke dope every day (give or take a few days) for 1 yr 8 mnths. ANSWERS PLEASE!!!

It will take along time, months, for the thc to completely leave your system because some of the thc goes in and is stored in your fat cells. also, my friend tried using stripper(drink) many many differnt times and still came up positive. I have heard that drinking tons of water helps speed it along. and if you do fail, LIE to your parents and say that you only treid it once and didnt like it at all it was terrible ull nevevr do it again blah blah blah...

Best to not do it in the first place. No matter how much stuff you put inside you to clean your system, your hair can be tested for drugs.

If you get in trouble you had it coming.

Excercise and sweat helps to burn off the cells that have thc in them.. Drink a sh*t load of water and cranberry juice, eat pickles ummm and try to get yur hands on detox pills...I've been in the same situatioun so I know how yu feel

I am on parole and am tested weekly (daily weed smoker) This hasnt failed me yet
I mix 2 packets certo fruit pectain with 20oz water drink as fast as possible its gross
then drink another 1-2 liters of water. chew a multivitamin to add yellow color piss at least 5 times then take test. I've smoked 5hrs before test and passed and mine all go to the lab for testing so I add about 300 -500mgs creatine so its not detected as a dilluted test. the certo should be at your grocery store for about4.00 its for making jelly and if your test is going to the lab go to gnc and buy a bottle of creatine for around 5.00 I dont care what any of these idiots say if you follow these directions youll pass