Tell me something funny, know any jokes?

funny. Im kind of down and I want something funny to laugh at. and im in school and bored out of my mind

Um...

"I called your boyfriend gay ands he hit me with his purse."

Lol, that was lame but sometimes I smile or giggle when someone says it.

haha that really did make me laugh here2help!:D

ok,I heard this from my friends so srry if this offends anyone, not my fault!=)
There was an american, a mexican, a french man, and an irish man
in a plane that was about 2 crash and kill them all, so they decide to jump
the irish man says, 'for Ireland' and jumps to his death
the french man says, 'for the Queen' and jumps
the american says, 'remember the Alamo', and throws the mexican out of the
plane

also, hears another 1:
a blond and a brunette jump off of a building
who hits the ground 1st?
the brunette, the blond has to stop for directions

next:
one day, a little boy got homework from school to learn his name
he went to his sister for help and she was saying "la la la la"
he went to his brother and he was saying " batman"
he went to his mom and she was on the phone saying "yeah, yeah, whatever"
he went to his dad who waa going to take out the trash who said "in the garbage, in the garbage"
so the boy went bac 2 school and his teacher asked if he did his homework
he said, "la la la la, batman"
she said, "r you listening to me young man?"
he said "yeah, yeah, whatever"
she said, "young man, where are your manners?"
and he said, "in the garbage, in the garbage"

last one:
there were 3 guys, shut up, manners and trouble
trouble ran away so shut up and manners rode in the car to the police station to report him missing
shut up went inside and manners stayed in the car
the police man said, "what is your name?"
he said, "shut up"
the police man said " excuse me?"
and shut up said "shut up"
the PO said "r you looking for trouble?"
and shut up said "YES!"
the PO said "WHERE are YOUR MANNERS?"
and shut up said "in the car!"

put a smile on Foxxy=)