Sayings to put on signs

I want to do my diningroom in signs,wall plaques things like that,do any of you have any fun saying you would like to share,funny,words of wisdom ,heartfelt ones etc.thanks

Do you ever stop to think and forget to start again?

We cannot control the wind, but we can adjust our sails.

Thats all I got!

a favorite of mine
* I havent faild I've found 10000 ways of doing something

*dream as if ull live forever, live as if ull die today

*a miss by an inch is a miss by a mile

*a son is a son till he takes a wife, a daughters a daughter all her life

*you cant see the forrest for the trees

*every dog will have its day

*keep your friends close and enemys closer

If you are going through hell, keep going (Winston Churchill)

Peace-it does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. It means to be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart.
(unknown)

Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do (Dr. Spock)

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail? (unknown)

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself (unknown)

How old would you be if you didn't know how are? (unknown)

24 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than Sex
1. You can GET Chocolate.
2. “If you Love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with Chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when It has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate Even in front of you Mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
9. The word ‘Commitment’ doesn’t scare off your chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work-mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
17. You are never too young or too old to have chocolate.
18. When you have chocolate it doesn’t keep the neighbors awake.
19. With chocolate, size doesn’t matter, it’s always good.
20. You don’t have to beg to get chocolate.
21. You can have chocolate with little kids without being sent to jail.
22. Chocolate doesn’t keep you awake yapping after you’ve had it.
23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk ok on Monday morning.
24. It’s easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.

Don't fart near open fires.

thanks I love them keep them coming I have a whole 4 walls to fill.