Are "planned parenthood condoms" reliable?

I'm going to get laid on Thursday, so I need help!!!
do 'planned parenthood' condoms work against pregnancy and STD's?
can I rely on them?

When used correctly, they are highly effective. Do yourself and your partner a favor - use them.

Why not just go to wal-mart, get a pack of trojan condoms and let that be that?

hey a condom is a condom getting one from there is better than not having on at all.

Yes, but all condoms are 97% effective at preventing pregnancy. In case of breakage or slipping off, keep in mind that there is a morning after pill (called Plan B) that you (or an older friend) can get without a prescription. It might be a good idea to keep one on hand as it is most effective right away, and totally pointless after several (4-5) days.
(In case of slippage or breakage - with STD's - you may have a problem.)
ALSO, the condom must be on your johnson before ANY contact with her vah-jayjay.
Pre-come has sperm in it. (Not as much, but still enough.)

Yeah condoms are pretty protective - but you should really know the person you are having sex with and their sexual past. You can still get STD's from oral sex.

well I would hope so plan parenthood is like a place to go 4 that kind of stuff so I would think so but all condoms rnt safe they can break and things like that but o well right

They work as well as any other condom. When used properly they are extremely effective against pregnancy and most STDs. Unfortunately, a lot of people don't use them properly (playing around before putting it on is the most common improper use).

Condoms won't protect you against parasites, or skin-contact diseases like staff infections. Even using a condom, it pays to be discriminating in regards to your partner.