Need help with laxatives

What are some good laxatives to clean me out. Also how long do they take to work. Im kind of scared. Will I be on the toilet for an hour? Will I clog the toilet? My stomach really hurts because I cant go potty, and I have been drinking lots of water. I have decided to take a laxative because I want this feeling to go away asap. Help me!!!

take a digestive supplement that you can buy at the grocery store which will help you in general, and take milled flax seed, mix it with pasta sauce or what ever your eating and it def will help u

ummm I don't believe you. but just go get a simple laxative from walmart, it'll take about 6-8hrs to work. If you were really doing it b/c you didn't feel well then why wouldnt you just go to the store/pharmacy and ask someone there, u'd get an answer a lot quicker?

Seriously, how embarassing would it be for me to just walk up to someone at cvs probably a guy and ask him what would be a good laxative to clean out my colon. Umm do you think I will clog the toilet when I am done. It may not be embarassing to you but it would be for me so I would rather do it online where I am sheltered I guess.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WHO USES A LAXATIVE HAVE TO BE ANOREXIC??? Laxatives werent made for anorexics, I dont even understand why they would use them anyway. It just shows how dumb they are anyway because it makes no sense to use it to lose weight.

laxatives are actually very bad for you. they can ruin the lining of your stomach if you take them all the time.