What household items will aid male masturbation?

Asked by pmonly over 2 years ago, 19 answers.

I'm a 19 year old male and I masturbate at least 3 times a day and I love it ... I'm actually bored of just looking at pics and stuff I wanted to use something in the house now... have some fun with myself ...help??

Answered by sandy_andy on Jul 30, 2009, 10:29PM

hey,
buy a big banana , cut it one edge and take out the fruit carefully without tare the skin . now the banana skin like one side open a pipe hole like ---. now you can enjoy . NOTE;please try it if you don't have a girl friend. because its better than a girl.
DON'T BUY A BANANA SMALLER THEN YOUR ... . REASON BANANA SKIN WILL TARE WHEN USE IT .

SANDY_ANDY.

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Answered by bubux007 on May 04, 2007, 01:27AM
1963 answers

I would advice you to have a wife or g/f.

Answered by jonnyb14 on Jul 23, 2009, 09:53AM
10 answers

your 19 and you still jerk it 3 times a day? That's embarrasing! I've got some advice... GET LAID!!!

Answered by ome on Jul 23, 2009, 11:45AM

I think the bed would be of good use and also you will need a sex photo to stimullate your pannis that will make you more into it and anyother item I dont know about when I here about it I qill write another note

Answered by armageddon101 on Jul 27, 2009, 02:25AM
62 answers

oils/lotions help. IMO, go get laid, get a pickup like, find a bar or another place to meet women, make them laugh and show how clever you are. eventually you will have teh sexy tiem.

Answered by lol_laugh on Aug 01, 2009, 08:29AM
19 answers

Sleep with your mum :] or use a big teddy bear .. Have fun

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me Answered by carlover227 on Aug 03, 2009, 09:33PM
83 answers

oh godd the thought! (not pleasant)

Answered by princessolivia13 on Aug 04, 2009, 10:12AM
25 answers

ok my cousin used a grapefruit he like cut a whole in the shape of his thingiie and went into the bathroom next thing you know hes running out the bathroom screaming in the house it burns it burns so I would suggest using a condom have fun with that

Answered by cocalime on Aug 09, 2009, 06:51PM

I'm only a 13 teen year old and this is how I masterbate I use spiking gel an rub it on my penis and then focus on something usually words and stand like your having sex greek style and yank and say the words and the more gel the better because you can go faster and you need to say the words outloud and since I said thati need to know how to ask a girl out and get layed

the sky and sun amazing things Answered by cambei on Aug 12, 2009, 03:10PM
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oh please. since I'm a girl I can't give you advice. But I will say that you don't have to listen to anyone who says get a girlfriend, you're pathetic for jerking off when you're 19. I mean come on! There are TONS of lonely people in the world. It's weird, I've seen plenty of movies where the girls are beautiful and the guys are pathetic but girls can get lonely too! You SO don't have to feel bad about yourself because god mad us this way and he also made natural selection where you have to look good to get laid. If you think girls think you're ugly you should really pull off the Sweet Guy thing. It's where you're really nice and all sweet and pathetic. The only way I could explain it is that if you do it successfully then a big humungous WAVE of girls will come after you, all saying one big united awww! See if you look kind of sad and pathetic then girls would just want to hug you constantly. Like a teddy bear or a sweet puppy happy so there I did give you advice on how to get a girlfriend, even if it's not what you wanted to know...

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Answered by peace179 on Aug 14, 2009, 09:57PM

Ok I tottaly agree with the girl. Cambei is sooo right. But if you are looking for a women I'm 21 and I love guys. So mabey we could change the whole get a girlfriend thing and you and me could just have sex. Like ya

Answered by jessicamixedangel92 on Aug 28, 2009, 01:44PM
45 answers

butter and jelly

Shark Atack Answered by funadvice on Aug 28, 2009, 01:58PM
54452 answers

Fail. I think your 12 not 19. who at 19 still beats it 3 times a day

Answered by fau on Sep 03, 2009, 12:28PM

oh I know im a girl but like hire some strippers or something :P X

mee Answered by ohemgeeepop on Sep 07, 2009, 12:50AM

guys you need to be nice to him! im a girl so I have absolutly no idea why I clicked on this but maybe he wants to save sex for marrage or for someone he loves, you ever think about that!?

Answered by fau on Sep 07, 2009, 12:18PM

Ok man, seems like a few people have been pretty harsh! I'm in the same predigiment *spelt wrong lol :P...I've still to find this out, I'm real useless to get girls...I'll PM you on my answer as I'll probably get laughed at on here of something like that.

Answered by jaxx on Sep 11, 2009, 06:15AM
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haha!! this right here is some funny sh*t!! LOL!! happy

anyway, yeah, who cares if he jerks off 3 times a day... I sometimes do it twice a day and I have a boyfriend... I mean, it feels good, I dont blame you guy!! wink

anyway, since I've got a boyfriend, I know a few things about spicing things up in foreplay(which includes wanking etc.)

first, get a butt plug!! haha... ya ya ya, most of you might be grossed out... but guys and chicks like it man... then what else, hmmm, get your moms dildo or electric toothbrush and lubricate it then put it on your balls... this is really good apparently... and watch videos, dont just look at pics, sound it 1 of the biggest turn ons!!

enjoy, and trust me, take me advise... wink

Answered by lks2mas on Oct 07, 2009, 02:39PM

Get a sock put it on your penis and get pillow and lay on top of it And just keep rubbing your self againt the pillow til you come

Answered by isabrah on Oct 08, 2009, 09:19PM
34 answers

get a girlfriend,
it'll feel better than your hands.

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