Jewish people

Is anybody on here jewish? Because we could totally talk and it would be so fun to already have someone who already knows about things like the worst holiday in the jewish calender yom keepur! Because you have to fast all day!! And then you may eat at...

night! And the best holidays like purim or hunnaka passover is pretty fun!! So if I can get people who are jewish to answer this question it would be like so cool!

me =)

I dont fast though =p hanakus cool its like cristmas for 8 days so you get 8 presants
purim is like halloween exept happyer lol
and passover is definently the worst jewish holiday I cant stand you spend a month cleaning so you spend a week eating crappy food

Technically, I'm jewish. I was raised and confirmed a jew. Then I stopped going. I return each year for my father's yahrzeit service and maybe on the high holy days.
The dreaded yom kippur and passover.
I also enjoyed purim as a child, was queen esther every year. lol.
and who wouldn't love hanukkah? eight days of fun, though I always found the dreidel game to be boring. the chocolate candy was good.

Let's take it a step further...
who is reformed, conservative or orthodox?