If you came into your room and saw me bent in half in a snakes coil

And I was swallowed halfway, so my head was sticking out, and I was forced to stare at my own socks, what would you do?

I dont know what kind of person are you? if you are a bi**h then I wont save you and if you are not I will save you

Well first of all, of course I'd save you. I stab the snake and pull you out. Second of all, this is an advice website... What does that have to do with anything?

hmm...to make what I really want to say more positive, I am going to tell you that you are extremely 'CREATIVE'...no offense

I'd run out of the room screaming.

I'm pretty sure once your that far in theres not much I can do for you.