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If instructions were included

Asked by funadvice about 1 year ago, 10 answers.

If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?

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Answered by funadvice on Dec 20, 2007, 10:23PM
53862 answers

DO NOT OPEN

Answered by heathershaw05 on Dec 20, 2007, 10:31PM
747 answers

*opens

Ahhh!

*runs away FAST!

Answered by here2help on Dec 20, 2007, 10:35PM
682 answers

This is your warning.
*opens*
You were warned.

Answered by britz14 on Dec 20, 2007, 10:53PM
431 answers

Handle with Care.
Potentially Dangerous if not used correctly.
Impossible to be used correctly.
May contain alien life form.
No refunds

Of course, those are the things on the outside of the box... there are no instructions, because the box seemed to think that after those DIRE warnings, no-one would be stupid enough to open the box.
Of course, the box was wrOng with a capital O. No... whats that I hear? Capitals are used at the beginning of words?
Well, I like it my way better.
Britz.

Answered by britz14 on Dec 20, 2007, 11:07PM
431 answers

Sorry, I am thinking If I came inside a box... well, anyway, does it really matter???

Answered by crazydoc on Dec 20, 2007, 11:55PM
247 answers

keep away

Answered by 8ball on Dec 21, 2007, 08:54AM
71 answers

I would come with the same instructions as a male blowup doll used by women. Erect me and have fun with me! Only I would come with a life time guarantee.