If i have unprotected sex in 2012, will i get pregant?

I heard that the government is working with aliens to build a time machine, that 1 second prior to midnight on Dec. 22 2012, it transport us all back to midnight Dec 21 2012, making us endlessly relive that day.

They're doing this to avoid the otherwise...

certain doom. Better to have an endless groundhog day, right?

Anyway, back to the question. I need to lose 40 pounds by tomorrow morning, but I don't want to stop eating or exercise or have surgery or take any pills. I just want o wake up skinnier. If I dream about giving birth, will I wake up 40 pounds lighter?

So that's the question really, how will pregnancy work in 2012 when we have to relive the same day over and over forever?

...oh yeah, and don't forget about the 40 pounds, that's critical I think.

Do you think drugs should be legalized?

Depends what kinda drugs you're talking about..
Loose the 40 lbs.
The other part's just dumb..

To be honest I'm starting to wish the world would end so I don't have to keep seeing questions every year about when it's going to end next -_-''

Lmao

lolz thatz like crazi aliens??? hmmm

lol, very entertaining!

ROFLLL HAHA todaly you tripper.

Yes you are looking a tad chubby there fella, might need to nag your owner to take you out for some walkies I think to lose the horrible 40 pounds around the buttocks…we already have one fat K9 Garfield as it is...oops forgot, he's a cat.

Well todaly if you are going to have unprotect sex on the 21st December 2010, might as well cum to my birthday bash on Wednesday 22nd December afterwards, at least you will receive a good feed after having lost your virginity and being alien probe and all.

By the way, you could be the first cute doggie to be high as a kite on ecstasy or --E--- as we call it in Australia.. ..Now be a good dog and start chasing your own tail, I don’t think the drugs wearing off in a hurry.

are yu serious? haaha
ok there is no such thing

Are you serious right now? You believe that alien crap? Come on..

Ah just saw the asker. ha. Good one, you had me for a second!

Do want.

lol lmfao...thats funny

Lolol... thata funny... please tell me you're joking though...

Right...?

=S