How to pierce your own peins?

How to pierce your own peins?

well I'm a pro at this. I did this with my boy. we did the first nut pretty good but we screwed the second. now he's only got one. lessoned his chance of children. but the pen*s part was great. we got this whopper of a needle, we got tongs from the kitchen. I then excited him and using the tongs I grapped the skin and the needle. I then counted to 3. on 1 in pushed it in...slowly. he screamed like a little girl...and cried. we did it about 9 times. didn't go to plan. well it couldn't have he had to get it surgically removed 2 weeks later cuse his member was going green and black...there was loads of PUSS!!! kinda like a pimple but massive cuse its a PEN15. funny. good times.

CYAS HAVE FUN WITH your GENITIAL PIERCING EXPERIENCE.

luv thomas (aka cookie)