How to masterbate

what good ways is there to masterbate

-The Numby - sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masterbate with it - it's supposed to feel like another person is doing it.
-Use lotion or lube to make it feel better.
-Try using Tingling Sensation or Warming Lube for a new experience.
-Banana Peel - take the banana out - warm it up - put some lube in it - hump away.
-Take a zip lock bag, put some lube or lotion in it, put it in between the mattresses and do your thing.
-Melon's - You just cut a hole in them big enough for your penis, warm it up, stick some lube or lotion into it and go.

Well see, you get a cheese grater and grate from your penis to your anus, continue until raw and bloody.