How to make a homemade fake vagina?

I need to know how to make a homemade p*ssy or anal and to make reallistic cum???

Put a watermelon in the oven, then poke a hole in it...

Ask Jim Carrey for further instructions.

if I were you I would go to a s*x store and invest in getting a fake pu*sy and a*s thing they have most out there seem really real, as for the fake c*m your own your own with that one

Try it with peanut butter about 10 pounds shape it like a butt put a hole in it and freeze it. Then call an ambulance to take you to the crazy farm. Why don't you just bake a cake or make some cookies. Whats your moms e-mail I'd love to send her this

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lube up your hand and go at it.

dude is it for skewl please say it is you know you wouldnt look so weired if was for some type of a project

homie dont trip the good doctor jacko is in :
well it looks like you need some one to help you learn the basics of life in general boy meets girls boy lies to girl boy takes girls clothes off then boy sticks his thang thang into her thang thang and walla youll no longer need to make one but if you still find this real hard to do then tell you what ,some men like to think of the vagina as easy to describe if you indeed want to make a homade vagina youll need something warm something wett slippy if you will and you might want to make it with a hard base dont want to squish anything you know what I mean if you follow these precaution youll be able to imitate the female genitilia in no time I cant tell you from expirience with what to make it from burt the idea is there try:a heated watermelon ,grapefruit although youll probally have to use a jimmy for that oh you can hump a couch as my friend once did and got caught by his dad and after paid twenty for a hooker you can go that route also if you can go to an adult warehouse they have plenty of face genetilia if you can get in well good luck dr.jacko

by fake vagina you mean one for a display, I would use Bollistics gel and a Mold, if that doesnt work, you could try jello food color and Cream to make the flesh look right a food mold to get the shape and for Come I would try using constarch mixed with water, it even drys like it... If you are wanting a fake one to use on yourself, I saw a show on TV once it was an advice talkshow where they had this sort of question on there, and they suggested to try taking a toilet paper roll, and cotton balls, and a pair of ladies Knee highs ... you take the knee highs insert the toe end inside the foll. then fill the roll with padding the more the better, in the mean time you are still holding the open part around he roll as not to allow your stuffing to fall out... then you should lube up and get going, you can do this with any stretchy fabric that you think feels the best though, you dont have to use Knee highs

some wallpaper paste would be perfect for the semen, for the other stuff you'll need to search some special effects sites.

a sock full of mashed potatoes... I saw it on drawn together. SICK SHOW

I herd fill 4 ballons with water, tie a pillow around then so there in the middle and add you own lubricant works very well

here's some wet pusssy for you

you know what I think I have a idea ask the guy on american pie!!!

please tell me this is for some shock value in one of your college tv production classes

buy a fleshlight

go to lovers lane

and mairbear and drjacko are just as screwed up as you are

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try this site http://www.homemadesextoys.com

There's actual tons of ways tot make home made sex toys for men and women...nothing new here, sex toys existed before electricity! So, many people might find it strange but actually it's quite normal, especially since a lot of people masturbate. The sex industry is one of the biggest money makers despite the taboos that people have towards sex. So, I won't get in too all the details of sex toys but one simple object for men would be take a sock, stick a surgical glove into it, add some lubricant.

The site purposed by jackknife is good but he incorrectly wrote it, here's the real thing: www.homemade-sex-toys.com
You can also find an interview with the founder of the site at this adress:
http://sexuality.about.com/od/sextoys/a/homemadesextoys.htm

if u're old enough get a wife for yourself,then your problem may be solved.