How to make a homemade fake vagina?

I need to know how to make a homemade p*ssy or anal and to make reallistic c*m???

here's some wet pusssy for you

You've got to be kidding?

if I were you I would go to a s*x store and invest in getting a fake pu*sy and a*s thing they have most out there seem really real, as for the fake c*m your own your own with that one

Hmmm, I wonder why they didn't censor the kitty cat word?? But why would anyone want a fake one? It must be pretty dull up there in Clarkfield.

Try it with peanut butter about 10 pounds shape it like a butt put a hole in it and freeze it. Then call an ambulance to take you to the crazy farm. Why don't you just bake a cake or make some cookies. Whats your moms e-mail I'd love to send her this

I just wanted to comment on this...just to say I commented on this question. That's all. I'm happy now.

Put a watermelon in the oven, then poke a hole in it...

Ask Jim Carrey for further instructions.

Are you asking this question to get celibrity on this site. If so then you got it. OK byeee.

lube up your hand and go at it.

dude is it for skewl please say it is you know you wouldnt look so weired if was for some type of a project

eee lol

homie dont trip the good doctor jacko is in :
well it looks like you need some one to help you learn the basics of life in general boy meets girls boy lies to girl boy takes girls clothes off then boy sticks his thang thang into her thang thang and walla youll no longer need to make one but if you still find this real hard to do then tell you what ,some men like to think of the vagina as easy to describe if you indeed want to make a homade vagina youll need something warm something wett slippy if you will and you might want to make it with a hard base dont want to squish anything you know what I mean if you follow these precaution youll be able to imitate the female genitilia in no time I cant tell you from expirience with what to make it from burt the idea is there try:a heated watermelon ,grapefruit although youll probally have to use a jimmy for that oh you can hump a couch as my friend once did and got caught by his dad and after paid twenty for a hooker you can go that route also if you can go to an adult warehouse they have plenty of face genetilia if you can get in well good luck dr.jacko

by following the instructions

whats wrong w/ your own vagina? I dont even know why women get vaginoplasties

by fake vagina you mean one for a display, I would use Bollistics gel and a Mold, if that doesnt work, you could try jello food color and Cream to make the flesh look right a food mold to get the shape and for Come I would try using constarch mixed with water, it even drys like it... If you are wanting a fake one to use on yourself, I saw a show on TV once it was an advice talkshow where they had this sort of question on there, and they suggested to try taking a toilet paper roll, and cotton balls, and a pair of ladies Knee highs ... you take the knee highs insert the toe end inside the foll. then fill the roll with padding the more the better, in the mean time you are still holding the open part around he roll as not to allow your stuffing to fall out... then you should lube up and get going, you can do this with any stretchy fabric that you think feels the best though, you dont have to use Knee highs

some wallpaper paste would be perfect for the semen, for the other stuff you'll need to search some special effects sites.

lolololLOLOLOLOL AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..WOW

a sock full of mashed potatoes... I saw it on drawn together. SICK SHOW

I herd fill 4 ballons with water, tie a pillow around then so there in the middle and add you own lubricant works very well

haha this makes me laugh.
why
why why

you know what I think I have a idea ask the guy on american pie!!!

please tell me this is for some shock value in one of your college tv production classes

buy a fleshlight

go to lovers lane

and mairbear and drjacko are just as screwed up as you are

I normally use a thawd out chicken or nice thick peice of steak and cut a hole in the side or once I used road kill I think it was a wombat couldnt realy tell it was qiet mangeld

OMG (CRAZY)

try this site http://www.homemadesextoys.com

HA HA haven't you seen American Pie. ' It's like warm apple pie'

There's actual tons of ways tot make home made sex toys for men and women...nothing new here, sex toys existed before electricity! So, many people might find it strange but actually it's quite normal, especially since a lot of people mas*urba*e. The sex industry is one of the biggest money makers despite the taboos that people have towards sex. So, I won't get in too all the details of sex toys but one simple object for men would be take a sock, stick a surgical glove into it, add some lubricant.

The site purposed by jackknife is good but he incorrectly wrote it, here's the real thing: www.homemade-sex-toy...
You can also find an interview with the founder of the site at this adress:
http://sexuality.abo...

LMFAO! wow...

like in this one movie I saw all you need is warm apple pie. did you ever see american pie?? lol I dont even know why I just answered a weird question like this

if u're old enough get a wife for yourself,then your problem may be solved.

It's ok for a girl to want a fake pen*s, but it's not ok for a guy to want a fake vagina? what the f*ck kind of logic is that people?

Seriosly, you mine as well be gay if your that desperet. lol

your messed up in the head!!! you must be very shy then!!! ( the sex thing!)

step 1 get a bowl cut a smooth hole in it glue a condon on the hole one that is 2 sizes bigger than your pinus put cold whip cream in there the put one in that's one size bigger put a lil bit of chopped jello in it then put s condom on and ride donkey ride

step 2 you can get a wh3er melon or just a mellon cut a hole in it put on a con dom and ride

or step 3 get a tube sock with lube in it and slide it up and down faster and faster and faster

ps I don't think your loco I'm a girl I use didlos all the time

cut off your girlfriends vagina off DUH. . jokes jokes babe umm why do you want to?

Xx

ok for all the people that are like your a freak
1.what if you not old enough to have sex

2.like gray886 said girls have fake dicks so why cant guys have fake vagina

3.I don't know how to make a fake vagina but for jerkin it go to http://www.jackinworld.com

lmao. how embrassing.

take a towel and fold it 2 or 3 times longways (depending on size). put a latex rubber glove on the end with the hole extending outwards. roll the towel over the glove. once the towel is completely rolled, stretch the glove hole over the towel. get some lotion and go to work!

u got me baby

this reminds me of the 1st american pie. lol.

this reminds me of the 1st american pie. lol.

1st off I feel really sorry 4 anybody who's had dinner @ Deadshot's house. 2nd why is everybody gettin so bent outta shape about this is probably just a joke & if hes serious then hes just a lonely sick indiviual but we all know they're out there and he knows hes one of them. I applaud those of you who took it as a joke even if it wasnt meant 2 be 1 because its still funny, as 4 everybody else lighten the hell up.

& The people who replied with way 2 make 1 lmao those were funnier than the question

Dear all readers and users,

I find it amazing that those of you saying 'Get a life' etc actually find time in your own busy hectic lives to stop at this site and post your own reply. That also begs the question: What the hell did you put into google to find this in the first place anyway? Stop wasting everyone's time with your useless replies of disgust and let those people with USEFUL informative answers keep the spotlight mkay?

As for the vagina; I once heard that a vagina is something like 'warm apple pie'... It even has a movie based around it :P

go to costco and buy the family size Vasaline,...when night come ...grab a hand full,,,and start jerking away,,,LOLOLOL

or

collect like 25-30bucks,,,have an older guy go to a private adult store and buy you those fake pussies,,DONT buy the ones that look like pussies buy the ones that feel like pussies...they are cheaper

wow man... are you jokeing?

this is funny
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
my suggestion = go get ya some vaseline
and have a little fun every now and then with a hooker or something if you are that desperate!!!

oh you poor thing.=(
and youre a grown man!
Just use mine.=D
lmao

come ova ta decatur ga and look 4 dis girl named quila...because she will let ya fukk on da first nite

stick with the hand!

great just before breakfast eeww

lol!!! no comment

heat up a bagel in the microwave

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hehe

I hope the guy talking about using raw chicken parts was joking.

lol... loser

why would you want a fake 1 is that not a bit sad and freaky

umm ohh wow why do you want to make a fake one becauese you cant get a real one???

LMFAOOO
just pay somebody.
bahahaaa

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Oh okay?...lmao!!!...hehehehehehehehhehehe...What the f*ck!!!...

Take a pet bottle with mouth of your erected pen*s , lubricate it properly with ky jelly. insert your pen*s and fantasis like vagina

This made me lol pretty bad!

bruhh I feel you man! sh*t I made a couple of fake vag*nas myself..and forget these hatters..iight but what you gota do is get ure mom to make you a nice homeade pie! or you can just buy one at mcdonalds..and man..let me tell ya..it feels so good!!! forget real girls...

the only way this site would have shown up is if you were searching for it in google, yahoo!, etc. or if you saw the link and clicked on it yourself...

im pretty 95% of the people who were F***ing ***holes and gave this kid S*it were interested in a fake vagina themselves.

Bannana peel

Paper Maché is rather good for this sort of stuff.
You can shape it however you want, wait for it to dry and then paint it.
You could also add extra PVA glue for the spunk.
Good luck.

ummm, this is probably the most random question ever.

I think that unless you are really talented with silicon glue and a mould that has been unstickyfied with vasiline, you are best to go professional and buy one.

As for the jizz, at work we make this cool stuff with cornflour for messy play (which I will never look at the same way again btw). mix a little cornflour with cold water until it makes a smooth consistency that runs when not under pressure, but starts to go hard when you scrape it. Pour in boiling water a little at a time and it should fluff up to a jelly like consistency. add more until it is a little on the sloppy side and wait for it to cool.

Hope this is what you need (?)

S&S

you could get a emty tolite paper holder,but a condom down in it...tape the outside so you dont slip you might get cardboard burn lol...anyways then get like ky or something ! and then go at it! but if you are bigger than that...use a paper towel holder..if it is fat do the same thing with a bigger thing...I dont know whats bigger but im sure you could find something!im serious!

your twisted..honestly..call mr.pscycho..

wow you must b desperate and pathetic

lol... hand is already enough yo!

lol.wow...didnt know people actually sit and think about thais stuff.lol

my god man you are so stupid just man up like every one esle said and go to school and ask a girl you like out.

:|
bettya hes some sort of internet geek..
Who sits all day on his compiter wanking off too anythink that moves XD
=]

I am shocked at how many people re freaking out about this question.
This guy wants to 'have fun'. Maybe he''s sick of his hand? I don't know, but everyone that left a comment such as 'OMG WHY!?!?!??! YOU'RE SICK!!! GET A HOOKER!!!' you are being extremley immature.
I cannot answer the quesion besides watching american pie maybe :P
I just wanted to comment on peoples' behavior.

untilnexttime.

I honestly don't understand why people are so shocked too
I mean, if you want to have fun go at it
I don't know how, maybe save up some money and go to a sex shop
people on here need to grow up and act mature

Try a banana skin.

wow you have problems, why woul you want that!? if your a dudee get a girlfriend man and if your a chick get a boyfriend because that is just freakin weird!

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-Make-a-Fake-Vagina have fun

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-Make-a-Fake-Vagina go see and have fun