How to jack off

Hey I have a question for masturebating as a guy and for some reason I have an internet blocker that my parents put on my comp so I can't go to that site so maybe you could just flat out tell me good ways that you think are good thanks for the help...

Mike

sure I can...

ORAL SIMULATION
To simulate the feeling of lips sliding over the penis head: Lube up your erection and hold the shaft in one hand. Put your dominant hand's index and middle fingers together horizontally, palm toward your face, in front of the penis head. Push the head into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed, not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third of the penis. Feel how the fingers conform to the penis's contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the lips, and grip and squeeze the head as you push the penis in

THE VAGINA
Lie down on your side and hold onto your penis with the Backhand grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It's a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It's also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the vagina.

TWO-HANDED VAGINA
Kneel on the floor, and lay down a towel. Lube up well, and lock together the fingers of both hands, palms up. Place your erection in your hands, and wrap your hands around your penis. Then put your hands (and your erection) on the floor, and pump your pelvis front to back, without moving your hands. Throw your head back, close your eyes, and imagine having sex with the girl of your dreams. You may have to lube up a few times, but it produces a very nice orgasm.

THE MILKER
Make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated right hand's thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the ring reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your left ring reaches the head of your penis. The idea is to go up without ever going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other fingers as you get away from the base.

THE INFINITELY DEEP VAGINA
Make a fist with, say, your right hand — but instead of grabbing your penis, put it just in front of the head. Then push your penis through your fist. When the head of your penis is about to pop out of your hand, continue the tunnel with your left hand. That way you'll be perpetually penetrating into a vagina.

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~Tiffany~

wow, so what did you learn on the computer today, son?
O, mom, guess what, guess what, this girl and about ten other of my good friends I don't really know taught me how to jerk off today,.
Well that's good hunny, maybe tomorrow they'll teach you how to become a prostitute.

Talk about dinner conversation, lol.
If beating off isn't self explanitory enough, perhaps you should watch some television, they always seem to have an uncanty way of explaining complex questions...

You're a guy and are asking this question?

this is really sad kid, if you dont know how to do this, just put vaseline all over your hand and pump it

tiffany88 are you kidding me...

lmao..
im not laughing at you

but these comments FREAKIN trip me out!! lol!!

I love to jack off with lotion

No one really needs a comp to jack off. some good ways are buy things from a store..if you can! which probably wont happen considering you live with your parents, so do I im 15 lol. but good ways are to make an artificial vagina. I will share with you some of the ways I do it. email Fun mail me

You can always use the skin of a banana. It creates a lubrication that feels rather nice. The only problem is if you're allergic to bananas it leaves a rash. But use the technique if you're not.

Ask ure older bro for advice?lol I don't know.good luck with that one

TRY using lotion and pump on your bed w/ the door locked if you dont want your parents (or room mates to know)

actually jackin off isn't really that much of an instinct most guys just try it or see it on tv and then they just get it from that very first time haha

Well, grab your pelvis with your right hand at the bottom, then shake your hand up and down. Seriously man, are you gay? Get a girl, she'll teach you.

I DO IT WITHOUT LUBE
JUST WRAP YOUR FIST AROUND YOUR WILLY AND PUMP IT MAN
JEESH

vasaline my friend it will be your friend

go to google videos not listed as pron and has pron videos

Try to use Google thats how I got around my blocker.

Bahahaha how old are you man? this just makes my day...I can't believe a guy doesn't know how to yank the chicken...

Dude it's easy. Just beat like it owes you money.

HAHAHA!!!
these comments are f*ckin funny.

LOL Use a CGS Proxy server

http://www.the-cloak.com/login.html

then type in the URL you want to visit and it will take you there blocker or no blocker

and seriously wanking kinda comes to you doesn't it?