How to jack off

Hey I have a question for masturebating as a guy and for some reason I have an internet blocker that my parents put on my comp so I can't go to that site so maybe you could just flat out tell me good ways that you think are good thanks for the help

Mike

sure I can....

'ORAL' SIMULATION
To simulate the feeling of lips sliding over the pen*s head: Lube up your erection and hold the shaft in one hand. Put your dominant hand's index and middle fingers together horizontally, palm toward your face, in front of the pen*s head. Push the head into the gap between the fingers. The fingers should be relaxed, not tense. Now pull back and do this over and over the top third of the pen*s. Feel how the fingers conform to the pen*s's contour as they slide over the head and back. As you do this, position your other hand behind the 'lips,' and grip and squeeze the head as you push the pen*s in

THE 'VAGINA'
Lie down on your side and hold onto your pen*s with the 'Backhand' grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your pen*s in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It's a very different feeling to mas*urba*e by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It's also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the 'vagina.'

TWO-HANDED 'VAGINA'
Kneel on the floor, and lay down a towel. Lube up well, and lock together the fingers of both hands, palms up. Place your erection in your hands, and wrap your hands around your pen*s. Then put your hands (and your erection) on the floor, and pump your pelvis front to back, without moving your hands. Throw your head back, close your eyes, and imagine having sex with the girl of your dreams. You may have to lube up a few times, but it produces a very nice org**m.

THE MILKER
Make a ring around the base of your pen*s with your well-lubricated right hand's thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the ring reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your pen*s with your well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your left 'ring' reaches the head of your pen*s. The idea is to go up without ever going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other fingers as you get away from the base.

THE INFINITELY DEEP 'VAGINA'
Make a fist with, say, your right hand — but instead of grabbing your pen*s, put it just in front of the head. Then push your pen*s through your fist. When the head of your pen*s is about to pop out of your hand, continue the 'tunnel' with your left hand. That way you'll be perpetually penetrating into a 'vagina.'

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~Tiffany~

wow, 'so what did you learn on the computer today, son?'
'O, mom, guess what, guess what, this girl and about ten other of my good friends I don't really know taught me how to jerk off today,'.
'Well that's good hunny, maybe tomorrow they'll teach you how to become a prostitute.'

Talk about dinner conversation, lol.
If beating off isn't self explanitory enough, perhaps you should watch some television, they always seem to have an uncanty way of explaining complex questions...