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'We get so busy making a living, we forget about making a Life'
'It's nice to be important, but much more important to be nice'
Definition of insanity ? - Doing the same thing over and over...and expecting different results !
.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .
.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
..Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
..I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
.. Don't take life to o seriously; No one gets out alive.
...You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
..Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .
...I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
...Out of my mind. Back in five minutes .
...NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
..The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
...Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
..Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
..I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
..A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
..A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
..Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
Thousand times the memory.
..Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
..The trouble with life is there's no background music..
..The original point and click interface was a Smith Wesson.
..I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
'Secure your future today...for none are guaranteed tomorrow'
I've got about 20 pages of quotes saved on word-
A few of my favourites are
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely- Odgen Nash
And A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip-Caskie Stinnett
And then there are some randoms...
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.-Henry Morgan
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.-Don Marquis
Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them.-Pam Davis
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Anonymous
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How about we share some favorite quotes that we really like, that inspire, motivate, make us reflect...They don't have to be bible quotes, but they can be.
Here's one I personally enjoy.
Make it a great day, they don't just happen!
How True.