What are funny things to do on a long flight?

Hey!
I am soon to go on a long flight and I was wondering if there is anything funny to do that will keep me amused for 8hours other than the movie??
Cheers!
pop_n_fresh

reading or sleeping

read a magazine?
take mini games with u?
ummm if you ave a nintendo ds?
sleep!!?
stare out the window?
sex in the tiny toilet? (dependin on how old you r!!) lol
other than that I aint gta clue!!

Try talking to the person next to you. I've found that when you are traveling alone strangers on a plane will tell you their life story since they figure they will never see you again. I've had fellow travelers tell me about crimes they commited, their sex lives, their psyciatriac problems, etc.

Oooh I got loads of funny ones! Cheers

Push the flight attendant call button and pretend it give you a shock. When you get everybody’s attention, smile.

Call the Psychic Hotline from the in-flight phone and ask if they know where you are.

Drop a pen in the aisle and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, 'That's mine!'

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the airplane.

Lay down a Twister mat in the back of the plane and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone picks it up ask if they hear something ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, 'Did you feel that?'

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Scream 'Pillow Fight!'

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering 'Shut up, all of you, just shut up!'

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, 'You're one of THEM!!'.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the airplane walls with a stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a flight attendant call button.

Ta Be Honest Thats Not That Long :L

I Went On A Flight And It Lasted 11 Hours 30 Minutes :O

Take An MP3 Player

Or Something

Long Flights Are So Boring

Havee Funn x

bring portable dvd player and watch movies...

...but I like the suggestions of braodwaystar 101...lol

Open your flight bag, peer inside, and ask, 'Got enough air in there?'

Stare grinning at another pasenger for a while, then announce 'I've got new socks on!'

Meow occassionly

Listen through the windows and announce 'I can hear the ocean!'

Announce in a demonic voice 'I must find a more suitable host body!'

Get a pair of sunglases and make them look like x-ray specs, then smily sugestively at other passengers.

Act like a movie star.

Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they're Tom Cruise or Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie star in question)

Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.

Bring a fake cell phone (like the ones with candy inside) and pretend to call God, say 'The reception is much clearer up here'

Call the stewardess 'nurse'.

Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you

Disco dance in the aisle

Don't use deoderant, then 'accidently' stick your armpit in someone's face

During the inflight movie, ask to share headphones with someone

Fart loudly and act shocked, looking around to see who did it

Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang

Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.

Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling 'We're out of toilet paper!'

Jump up and scream 'AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!'

Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.

Lead a revolt against the first class passengers.

Moon passing Delta planes.

No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.

Put on a ten foot diameter sombrero and slouch in your seat, whacking everyone on the head.

Remark that perhaps you shouldn't have put superglue in your undies that morning.

Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling 'Yeee-ha!'

Say, 'Did you know every time a plane crashes, an angel gets its wings?' Then sigh and stare dreamily into the clouds.

Scratch your butt, then sniff your finger.

Scream and dive under your seat for no apparent reason.

Suddenly remember that you left your iron on. Ask if the pilot would mind going back so you can check.

Switch accents and see if anyone notices.

Tap at the windows, saying 'Looks pretty tough' then ask somone if they have a bat you could use to test.

Tell corny jokes and laugh like it's absolutely hilarious, then expect others to do the same 46.

Wear a hairpiece and switch it often, seeing if anyone notices.

Tell the person next to you your life story, from DNA to that afternoon.

When watching the inflight film, whenever a nude scene comes on yell...'Hey, he/she must be cold!'

Again with the film whenever some people kiss belch out loud making unessercery remarks.

Hope this helps!