Funny names for people?

Does any body have anymore names for people or teachers that they liked or hated
Mostly I want the ones you hated but any thing would work...how about we make this more specific all right? Did anyone ever have a teacher named beth and they had a cute name for her? Or they have a cute name for her such as my fair bethany? And tell me what you think of the name and make up some cute names that I could give to beth for a cute nick name k?

cute names nope!! but funny names go ahead and give it 'UGLY BETTY' lol

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Wow I had too many to list lol. I had a teacher called Mr Nutchie so I called him Mr Nuthead. Not origonal funny. I had another teacher who was stoned 24/7 so we called her space man.

um you could call her bethy, bethany, bethleham just use your imagination!!

sing, 'Beth I hear you callin, but I can't come home right now.' ( its part of an old 70's rock ballad)

I had nicknames for 2 teachers in high school. one, her name was miss bourdon I called her miss bird'll (she hated it. eventually the entire student body adopted it to infuriate her because she was not well liked) and there was a teacher called mr vijay who I called the turtle teacher because for some reason when he walked the way he moved his neck and head reminded me of a turtle. if you want to nickname someone look at the characteristics of the person, or listen to the things they say, for example, a friend and I had a private joke which resulted in a nickname for him. we were discussing old movies and I was talking about cheek chillers. he had seen son in law but was still clueless and I teased him for months. his nickname became cowboy and it stuck. hes had it for a couple years now. another friend was telling me about how she was walking and an apple fell off a tree and hit her, her nickname became chicken little.

oh ya I got a good one. call em MR. BATES, LOL. get it, masterbates. hey Mr. bates, lol

I like the ugly betty that rocks!

one of our teachers was ms.blaney and we called her ms.fatsoe

bri and lex