Fast magic spell

I need a 100 or less word magic spell that works. If you know please tell me

Well, for anyone to be able to help you, love, you need to know what the spell is for. If you want to just cast a spell and attempt to play with magick for entertainment, then I suggest that you drop the whole idea. Magick is dangerous and not to played with. It takes years of study to even begin to understand how and why it works... Much less to do it the right way.

took the words right out of my mouth valintpoison

If you want power, why not seek the Living God?

Hmm a fast magic spell that works... Erm... Ooo I know one.

Go to school
Don’t be a fool
Drop the Wicca sh!t
It'll make ya thick
Pay attention
It's no incantation
Get a head on your shoulders
Then you’ll move boulders
Magic is not real
It’s just an Emo thrill”

If this fails try finding a well and a penny and combine (full moon advantageous)

(p.s. I’m fully aware of the irony of using ‘ya’ in a statement about stupidity.)

I ditto the Valiant and the Thex.
Rayv,
Your not going to get any serious answers with this if you simply say, I need a hundred word spell.
If you want us to take you seriously, you're going to have to be a liiitle more specific and serious.
What kind of spell?
Why only a hundred words?
Trying to do something?
Do you have any experience?
This is probably why you aren't being helped.
Try doing a little research and then ask again.

b1ff
wth does emo have to do with magicl you dumb@$$!!
try doing some research before you comment

research pf! you may searching till the doomsday and still wont find anything serious.

Hehe, aww I'm sowwy there. Please please don't put a spell on me. After all you're allowed your beliefs, and I'm allowed to think that everything you believe in is a big joke which is just an escape for sad depressed lonely kids (I.e. Emos).

I wouldn't do that because
1. I have a better bisdness to do.
2. I don't use spells in anger
3. I ignore your comments

Quote rayv:
I wouldn't do that because ((Val thinks: I think you mean 'because'?))
1. I have a better bisdness to do. ((Val thinks: You have what?))
2. I don't use spells in anger
3. I ignore your comments

Well, rayv, if you believe yourself above magick and ignore our comments, what was your point in even asking this question? I don't see any logic there at all. So please, enlighten me on whatever it is you mean to say. ^^

Quote b1ff:
'Go to school
Don’t be a fool
Drop the Wicca sh!t
It'll make ya thick
Pay attention
It's no incantation
Get a head on your shoulders
Then you’ll move boulders
Magic is not real
It’s just an Emo thrill'

Um... Love, did you really read that and recognize how rude that was? I'm quite shocked, almost speechless. I mean, no offense, but the amount of ignorance in those few lines made me cringe.

Let's put it this way: I do go to school and I'm quite intelligent to boot. So, obviously I'm not a fool. Wicca is not in any way related to the product of a bowel movement... So that and your use of profanity was completely unnecessary. And what you mean by 'It'll make you thick' is beyond me. Wicca has not made me thick in the least. In fact, I feel empowered and the religion has broadened my horizons, thank you very much.~

And, trust me, I know the anatomy of the human body... Trust me, I have not been decapitated, although, I can't say I've moved a boulder. I mean, I'm not Wonder Woman! ^^

And, whilist magick may not be real to YOU, it's incredibly real to many people in this vast religious sect that you have just ridiculed.

And by no means am I emo. In fact, Wicca has brought me out of a dark past and transformed me into a better person, and I believe that I'll only get better with time, kinda like a fine wine. (Did Val just make a funny? I believe she did! And I'm so modest too, comparing myself to a 'fine wine' don't cha think? ^^)

And really, you're allowed to believe whatever you want... But I don't think you want to go around with such a mouth, b1ff. I daresay, you'll get what's coming to you. (We don't need a spell for that. It's called karma...) And it might have been an escape for a slightly moody girl, yes. But I'm completely functional now, so... Is it an escape for an intellegent girl with more friends than she can name who tries to be generally happy person? One that broadens her mind to all possibilities and brings her closer to her closest of friends?

I guess you could say that... But honestly, can you assume I'm emo when you don't really even know me, or an amount of Wiccans/Pagans/Witches that's broad enough to really make any sort of assumptions?

I suggest that you do some reading on the subject before you go around shooting off your mouth again. You might just make yourself look immature. (Dare I say 'Again'?)

Blessed Be All!

Impressive essay to be sure, however you're forgetting a very important fact. I got to the section

Um... Love, did you really read that and recognize how rude that was? I'm quite shocked, almost speechless. I mean, no offense, but the amount of ignorance in those few lines made me cringe

And thought, well this person clearly can't take a little light hearted response, not really much point reading the rest, as I assume it'll be little more than calling me 'ignorant', and probably trying to pick the quote apart bit by bit while ignoring the main message.

I'm almost half tempted to read your whole reply now just to see if I’m right, but I'm far to busy reading up on this magic stuff... you guys really like your candles huh?

Candle magick is a basic concept of spells and ritulas, yes. They're a conduit for energies and are used to focus our desires so that they may manifest.

But, to be honest, when we've been considered scum for ceturies and people have made such rude remarks like the one that you've made, we don't exacltly take it too lightly... Well, save for me, where I did pick apart your little...Aw, let's call it a 'spell', eh? So, I picked apart your little spell and gave myself something to do for the better part of a half-hour. I was quite enjoying myself, laughter and all. Sorry if I seemed a bit rude, but I was really only making a point. I'm used to having to fight for my right to believe in something, so it was an impluse. I'm sorry if I offended you, but you really did make yourself look quite ignorant. *shrugs* Just being honest.

But, if so, what was your main message? Because the one you put across is that Wiccans are a bunch of low-lifes who are completely un-intellegent, have a very narrow mindset, and who are below you? I take it that what I got wasn't what you meant to say (I hope.) so I'm asking you, what is it you meant to say by your statement that seemed to ridicule every person who has faith within the Craft. Now, keep in mind, this's coming from a Witch who has put up with this kind of nonsense for a while now. I know an insult when I see one, and I personally don't enjoy humor at someone else's expence. It wasn't just me you insulted. (Heck, whatever. Go ahead, I'm used to it by now. We witches have thick skin most of the time.) I know thex13thxchild had a few things to say as well. And I just KNOW Circius was rolling her eyes around in her head and muttering to herself when I pointed out your little 'incantaion'. ^^

I do appreciate that you actually are reading up. So very few people do. I guess they're afraid their all-powerful-deity will strike them down for doing so... Well, that's their problem, I guess.

But, yes, please, do go back and read over my 'essay' up there and if you're in a good mood, I bet you'll laugh a couple of times. I actually that I made several funnies about myself... I know I got a couple people to laugh, myself included. I tried to make myself look like a total be-yotch. I was making fun of myself more than anything.

After reading both of your posts it is only right for me to say sorry.

While I did mean for my ahem 'spell' to offend I did not mean for it to offend someone like you. Someone who clearly truly believes in what they preach, my intention was not even to offend people who light heartedly believe in magic. My intended target, if you will, was people looking for a quick fix to life’s little problems.

As my 'spell' showed I feel that most problems can be fixed with education, what it did not show is that for the bigger problems I believe asking for Gods help is not beyond insanity. Possible you feel the same way with magic.

As for my other posts... well what can I say, sometimes I just like to be a s0d. (And yes, that does mean I read you first long post the first time it was up.)